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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2022-04-19T06:18:46+00:00

Bruh im on ark mobile and 3 WHOLE titans spawn in just 3 ark days bruh💀💀 spawn: in the snow near a lake connecting to the jungles near the blue obelisk (found 2 of them), the edge of the redwood forest connecting to the plains near the red obelisk maybe more on other spots💀💀 and i cant even tame them cuz i do not know how to get C H A R C O A L

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-31T01:16:29+00:00

Don’t steal someone’s tame.... learned that the hard way that poor titenosoar

score -5 · Answer 3 · 2018-03-10T15:57:20+00:00

This guy is mad at you RUN THE F$&K AWAY

score -5 · Answer 4 · 2018-02-10T04:17:46+00:00

Tell your friends to punch one when they first start out. ;) :)

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2024-06-17T15:22:35+00:00

Primal Chaos got these guys on something. Saw one kill a pack of elemental allos.

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2022-09-03T06:23:46+00:00

I used lvl 1 dodo to kill

it worked

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2022-08-04T04:48:12+00:00

#removetitanosaurs they suck so hard

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2022-06-22T18:03:22+00:00

Spino: Lol im so good ill kill anything

Rex: Nah u bad

Giga: Bob

Titanosaur: What is this server

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2020-10-24T05:40:20+00:00

Me: Hi Little foot

Little foot: hi, can I give you a hug?

Me: SuRe

Little foot hugs me

Chat: A man decided to get a hug by Dino Jesus and got crushed into a flat human pancake

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2020-09-18T13:57:10+00:00

Every time it spawns in it falls from the sky talk about Ark phishics.

score -5 · Answer 11 · 2018-12-05T20:49:33+00:00

U can use cheat codes to tame it and not waste resources ( after u take it u can make every one rage quit by destroying there stuff with the titan

score -5 · Answer 12 · 2018-10-25T04:56:24+00:00

It’s like a budget Gandalf it will do some pretty good magic.

score -5 · Answer 13 · 2018-08-24T03:21:19+00:00

I saw one got a Rex and fucked it up................just kidding

score -5 · Answer 14 · 2019-04-18T13:56:17+00:00

I took this Dino’s egg. Big mistake!

score -6 · Answer 15 · 2018-01-04T10:43:34+00:00

Just tamed a titan

2days later

Tribe log:titan died of starvation

Me:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU

score -6 · Answer 16 · 2018-03-18T06:34:47+00:00

To tame this ginormous dino, simply punch it in the buttocks area.

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2021-10-07T17:46:25+00:00

Your mom so fat, she makes the titano look like a dodo

score -6 · Answer 18 · 2018-09-29T19:03:11+00:00

The first time I spawned was in the snow found 3 of these bastards fighting 10 rexes

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2024-12-07T06:05:01+00:00

I like rocks and brontosaurus wow a rock brontosaurus