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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-05T21:16:22+00:00

on my griffin see titanosaur near the beach shoot its head with a rocket 3 times it flee i follow it goes in the water my griffin flew to the water threw me of i see a meg o sh!t

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-23T17:05:59+00:00

Compy:I'm weak.

Giga:I'm strong .

Galli:I'm fast.

Titanosaur:I'm going to crush you.

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-23T01:57:36+00:00

I have no idea what to get to tame this thing and then i got to the beach base and then when I got back I saw that thing was dead and my parasour Lero LVL1 was standing next to that thing LVL150.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-16T21:59:56+00:00

I hit titan with my bird pteranodon and titan was running . I thought it is a dino like parasaur few seconds later i realized i have got no tames left R.I.P my pteranodon

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-05-31T22:25:25+00:00

iJustKilledA lot’sLvl300GigaInSoloAndAmHappyBoi

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-04T15:07:56+00:00

Only real men kill this with their fists

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-07T13:54:01+00:00

So I was on mobile o saw it and I thought hmm I should tame this.

It was at this moment that I knew when I shot it with a Tranq dart I messed up big time and it squashed me and a raptor that was near

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-04-05T06:10:43+00:00

The feeling when everybody say how hard is to find one and me, who founds two when searching for tapejara to shot a giga🤣😳

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-01T09:44:53+00:00

Can’t tame a 138 but can tame a 9999 I THOUGHT THE TOPER UPGRADED ;-;

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-14T22:15:00+00:00

I live in the middle of the 3 mountains so I just went to the river near the redwoods to tame a horse and get some water and when I come back to my base I see a titan and I'm like cool I'm pretty sure that they are rare. AND then I see another one behind it and then now I just have 2titan at my base. LOL

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2018-10-04T07:54:01+00:00

Can’t fit through doorframe, BOY YOU BETTER GET THAT OUTTA HERE!

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2018-09-17T04:03:57+00:00

Slingshot and narco berries will do you wonders darl

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2018-08-11T21:06:02+00:00

They were trapped in a pit in the green beacon I thought if I shot them I could lure them but 2 seconds after I shot I just hear a big squish and the foot then the screen goes black

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2018-08-06T19:43:34+00:00

MISSION FAILED, MISSION FAILED!!!!

-mission titano

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2018-08-03T02:36:31+00:00

DragonPunk: Hey guys were releasing a creature bigger than the titanasaur! How cool is that?

Wildcard: NOPE

*ADDS THE TITAN FROM EXTINCTION*

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2018-07-20T09:58:23+00:00

I believe this is what it’s called in Latin :Tribematehousus Wreckaurus

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-07-21T12:37:48+00:00

Is it normal to have 2 titanosaurs walk by your base in the river/beach area in mobile?

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-07-20T18:55:32+00:00

The first time I played ark I made a base and went on a hunt to find a raptor, when I came back instead of seeing my base, I saw this thing I tested to kill it it didn’t go well, rip craptor my first tame in ark.

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-11-16T05:23:16+00:00

Real men kill it with their fists

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-10-27T20:25:33+00:00

REAL men kill this thing with a plesiosaur and spino.