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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
My tribemate asked me what this was since he was new to ark, I said it is the easiest thing to tame. Then I said just shoot it with a slingshot, then put a single berry in it’s inventory to tame. I demonstrated by shooting it with a slingshot and he didn’t know the titan aggro’d. So he did the same thing and you can guess what happened. p a n c a k e
I built a stone and wood base on top of my lvl 148 and I put it in my normal protected base. When I wake, I can't find her. I look in to the horizon and see a neighboring tribe had trapped her, killed her, and lit her boby on fire while dancing. I shot all of them and burned down their base, all while saying, "HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH!", in chat. R.I.P Everest.
I was swimming away from something in the water couldn’t see I was swimming the I saw some light and I thought it was a meg but it was a titanosuar and I hit it I got poop me pants and left the world few minutes later I died in front of my eyes so don’t forget where ur at in ark