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Titanosaur
The Titanosaur is the largest creature in Ark whose stats top the charts across the board. This sauropod's massive platform saddle allows tribes to build large fortresses on its back — if they're skilled enough to tame it.
Jokes and funny moments about the Titanosaur from ARK players.
Pop goes the titano
Seriously though he pops out of existence
LOL
Hmmm...fast creature huh? Why is in the fast creatures!!?
Someone once told me it was a good thing it didn’t gather berries because it would crash the server in one tail swipe. It doesn’t have a tail swipe you twit.
It just a mountain. A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D U S E A F U E M O R E W O R D S
I thought it was a bronto....
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I can't help but think...
What's it like when these guys have sex?
*Whole island starts shaking* random guy:"ITS AN EARTHQUAK" me:nah just 2 titanasaur having sex
Real men kill it with just a pickaxe
When I first saw this huge Dino I thought you can tame it with berry’s but it kill me in 5 seconds lol🤣
Never ride on a PT and attack it's head thinking your safe because when I tried it the titanosaur immediately stomped on me
When your brain hurts every time you miss the head with a cannon, the actual titanosaur - ;(
One day I was staking the king titan and… a titano spawned
I don’t know if I should put this in story or not but yeah so I was going around to mourn the loss of my argentavis when I saw a titanosaur FALL from the SKY 🌌 like it was g o d 🧚♀️🧚🏻👰🏼♂️
Imagine if this thing's primary attack just caused it to sit on your foes.
Dodo: salute to the mighty do-
Dilo: join the game
Dodo: left the game
Dilo: bow to me weaklin-
Raptor: join the game
Dilo: left the game
Raptor: ill rule the world
Rex: join the game
Raptor: Left the GAMEEEE
Rex: BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY CREATURE
Giga:Join the game
Rex:…
Dodo: salute to the mighty do-
Dilo: join the game
Dodo: left the game
Dilo: bow to me weaklin-
Raptor: join the game
Dilo: left the game
Raptor: ill rule the world
Rex: join the game
Raptor: Left the GAMEEEE
Rex: BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY CREATURE
Giga:Join the game
Rex: Left The Freaking GAME
Giga: IM THE KING OF THE WORLD RAWR
ALMIGHTY TITANOSAOUR: you’ sure about that.
Meanwhile
Noob: Why is there a dead giga lying on ground
To the person who wondered why this was in fast creatures.
Clearly you have never seen it mad.
Blood is red
Dodos are fat
And if this thing targets you,
Your sure to go splat
If you see this around you’re house punch it! You will get Great loot trust me,
me: bronto is biggest in game
also me after seeing titanosaur: can i haz it plz i have shirt for it
bronto: I don’t want to be a shirt
my rex: I don’t want to be a shoe
my dodo: I don’t want to be squished
Real men use a slingshot to knock it out.
That’s why real men don’t exist