Today, I tried to kill one of these with my raptor Lime 2 (since the first one died) and my mastercraft crossbow, I was annoyed of it since it blocked my house's way. I stood on a rock and shot at it, but it CLIMED UP THE ROCK ( which was like 6 players long) and put my raptor's health to LESS THAN 20%, i ran to a rock to hide but it was too late, I was so angry i brought my whole dino team to kill him, suprisingly none of my dinos died, instead this moron died.R.I.P LIME 2

-Kripansh

They scare me. Smt about there nails. 😐

Survivors log number 2: the tickle chicken has gotten closer then ever before I barely escaped with my dilo and parasaur I was just a hill away from losing everything...

Therizino dilemmas

The damned

As we built in what I call “an oasis” there was this lvl 10 therizino who gave 15 craps about us and wanted us gone. He killed us multiple times and we put an end to him. When will this war end?

Damn, one of those tings just killed all of my starter dinos (trike, turtle and para etc)

If you just began, even if you have finished ur thatch house, just move. And take all of your dinos with you.😥

Rest in peace all of the deads that the devil turkeys costed❤️

Therizino dilemmas

REEEEE-population

After a new start on extinction, I’ve noticed that the therizinos have learned how to transfer servers. I mean sure the island have the saltiest of all ark players so I get that, but after spawning in on the new map starting a new life, I had to start my new life again because a lvl 150 male screamed “I lIkE uR cUt G!” As he smacked me to a new realm. They still wage war with humans, let me remind you of that.

#Toast (I might just stop doing the hashtags now)

100% taming effectiveness, but my monkey just had to chuck poop at it.

I remember a time where I made a base and saw one it was circling around my base btw I was hiding inside it was just patrolling my base I felt like it knew I was there XD

Mine got stuck IN A TINY BAMBOO TREE

One literally spawned near my waterfall base and I couldn’t move at all for three days straight and I nearly starved to death but luckily it chased a pachy away from my base.

so it was a beautiful day in ark survival ascended I had just finished building my first base when at a certain point in the distance I see this son of a beatifull mother therizinosaurus lvl 30 (I was lvl 20) I only had a carbonemys and a parasaurus and they were both low level this therizino was always in front of my base I was scared until one day my carbonemys comes out of the base I don't know how and attacks it and I'll let you imagine... it killed my carbonemys my first tame and then destroy my base where I dedicated 6 hours of my life to build it if you meet him near your base I advise you to change place he will never leave you in peace

Update: found my stuff. Still hate them

Me do pursuit

Me go river

Me see tickle chicken

Me come close

Raptor nears tickle chicken

Raptor red

Me abandon pursuit

Lesson: stay away from tickle chicken, tickle chicken bad

When I want I kill fat KFCbut I almost die so do not try

These. Things. Are. Cruel.

So, recently I fell in love with Dilos and wanted to make an army of them. Simple enough, just get a bunch of meat and tame them. WRONG.

These things killed me about 75% of the time, and it was so sad to see all the death messages for my Dilos.

R.I.P Pine, Charlie, Amber, Blood Moon, and all the others. You won’t be forgotten.

(Also, never go near these things. If you aren’t completely prepared, they can easily kill you in three hits and murder all your dinosaurs. Don’t make the same mistake I made.)

When I was in easy mode, this little chuckle pump killed my Sarco and my trike! I even cried! *it was when I was little*

Rip Sarco and trike

Yeah I don’t really see the struggle with everyone I tamed two easy no traps just shoot and run

Basically be careful with your tames around these guys one time a high level theri killed my sarco and my carno so yeah just stay safe and keep your tames away from these menaces they are very territorial and will attack if you get too close even though they’re herbivores those long claws are DEADLY

Therizino POV before:😈

Me and my Carbonemys:😰

A Therizino ever went to my hut.

This happened, my powerful home guard Carbonemys literally killed it and robbed all the loot it had. It was a great fight and the Therizino had no chance. It was 6-vs-1. 6 Carbonemys killed 1 Therizino. The unfair advantage is cool when it's on your side.

Therizino POV after:😭

Me and my Carbonemys:😏

Me before:😭

When i went hunting with one of my Carbonemys, i found a

Therizinosaur and decided we take on it. My Carbomemys was killed.

I ran and crafted spike walls back home. I came back ready and killed the Therizinosaur by trapping it in my spike walls. This also happened to 2 of my Pteranodons. I ran back to the places with 6 of my Carbonemys. And we killed those Therizinosaurs.

Me now:😎