Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 45 · Answer 1 · 2017-06-14T12:50:57+00:00

I like to call these young fellows tickle chickens. I you approach one it will approach you with arms open ready to have a good ol' fashion tickle fight. Just be careful, these guys do like to play rough

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2025-12-28T10:35:30+00:00

If no eat meat, why so killing?

score 10 · Answer 3 · 2024-04-02T01:04:32+00:00

He protecc

he attack

But most importantly

he pokes u in da back

score 24 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-25T00:30:18+00:00

therizinosauris... More like WolverineTurkey

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2025-10-26T18:42:10+00:00

Are you a rookie and want to tame a theri? Heres a tip!

1. Find a theri

2. Start tranquilizing the theri

3. Its chasing you

4. Your freaking cooked

5. Congrats! You saw Jesus

score 10 · Answer 6 · 2024-03-25T20:58:31+00:00

This Dino likes to tickle. Come to close and it will tickle you. But you might not like how it tickles……..

score 22 · Answer 7 · 2021-10-26T03:43:27+00:00

The irony of this is that they can break stone bases but can't break stone like WHAT?

score 9 · Answer 8 · 2024-05-27T17:23:50+00:00

Women coming out of the nails and spa place

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2025-05-22T17:05:51+00:00

The first time i saw this I thought it was peaceful even with the claws when i went closer to it i got flinged and fell down a 15,674 ft mountain falling to my destiny

score 20 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-25T23:16:55+00:00

To show you the power of flex tape I cut this player in half

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2024-12-16T14:20:51+00:00

I never rly cut my nails if not commanded to

score 29 · Answer 12 · 2020-02-29T19:23:08+00:00

Today I finally felt ready to go out and try to get a raptor. I have been cemented to the starting beach area and haven’t ventured much further. I’m kind of a timid player and do things like scream when a scary Dino comes along so I do things very slowly! So I finally go prepared to hunt the raptor and I came across one of these not knowing what it was and too lazy to check on my Dododex so I just run on foot straight at the thing and think ‘I’ll throw a bolo around it and tranq it with my crossbow’ UMM DO NOT DO THAT

score 27 · Answer 13 · 2020-07-30T07:01:34+00:00

My T. rex banged my dodo

score 28 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-07T08:29:19+00:00

NOOB SUCKUP: Hey ark devs! Why don’t you add an op Dino that spawns on the beach and makes LITERALLY no sound!

Ark Devs: Hold my beer

score 28 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-21T22:40:23+00:00

I was taming a beaver, and then one came out of knowhere and killed my pt. My beaver still lives to this day, but the theri is still down at the lake lvl 30, shout out to shwables ytube Chanel

score 10 · Answer 16 · 2024-02-03T23:04:00+00:00

I need this man’s nail routine( I’m not gay or a girl I just want sharp objects)

score 24 · Answer 17 · 2021-02-08T10:29:29+00:00

CLUCL. CLUCK MOTHERFUC-

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2024-12-02T04:36:32+00:00

This thing JUMPED OFF A FRICKING CLIFF to get me!?! And guess what. It survived. Guess who lost some loot that day.

score 27 · Answer 19 · 2020-03-15T01:39:48+00:00

I was flying on a arge Then it saw me and tickled me

score 13 · Answer 20 · 2023-04-11T01:49:10+00:00

are you sure he is vegan??? Vegan don’t kill humans bruh