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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2024-09-18T06:43:17+00:00

In ark mobile one of the spawn points in infront of a theri

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2024-07-28T02:21:04+00:00

roses are red the earth has gravity if you are a new player theris may seem friendly but your wrong and their deadly plus a pain in the pain-creass

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2024-06-27T01:40:31+00:00

Each one of their fingers like knifes in a world of assassins this would be the chicken to complete the farm the ark defs only need to give those snow pigs swords and add a murder cow now no where is safe not like it is

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2024-05-16T14:20:56+00:00

Me and my pets have been killed by these.

Wanna know what happened to the Theris who hurt me?

Therizino POV: ☠️

I MURDER THEM FOR REVENGE

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2024-04-29T13:01:40+00:00

I haven't been killed by a therizinosaur but I murdered it's Whole family 🤣🤣🤣POV OF A THERIZINOSAUR:🥺😭😭

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2024-03-29T13:43:10+00:00

Who wants tickles… oh sorry I rip your pants off😁

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2024-02-23T04:10:19+00:00

These stupid things always keep on destroying me and my friends base when we are offline. Talk about a chicken….

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2024-01-15T12:35:12+00:00

These Theri's are the bane of my existence (along with everything else that attacks). I got GOT by level 2's more times than I want to admit! I am level 61 currently, so I thought it would get easier to kill low levels..... I was wrong, so very wrong!

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2023-12-16T14:57:33+00:00

Ya territorial b!tch give some space for me to murder too!

(The thing eats berries but kills you if you get too close, so I declare it territorial)

~ CPG

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2023-12-01T14:07:57+00:00

These things are hard to tame but very very useful and worth the times that you die when taming it

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-26T23:25:03+00:00

Tickle chicken will find you🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2023-10-23T01:49:17+00:00

Tamed it with dried weat took me 10 hours it was not fun not fun at all

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2023-09-29T15:38:30+00:00

don’t die.

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2023-09-10T00:46:51+00:00

How to tame a tickle chicken:

1. Shoot a tranq at it.

2. It runs after you.

3. You realize you were stupid and unprepared

4. Tickle chicken tickles you to death

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2023-08-06T17:52:18+00:00

Help me there’s TWO of these guys almost inside my base I’m scared to go outside . What should I do ?!! 🙁😱 I’m only level 42 . 😭

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2023-06-27T09:24:43+00:00

I knocked one out and cuz it aggro I giv it meat after hours I chec on it. it ses put food in inventory to tame and I,m like bru you serious 😳

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2023-04-14T20:09:25+00:00

He protecc

He atacc

But most importantly

He can smacc

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2023-04-14T13:20:52+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You have no idea

But it is slicing behind you

🙁☹️😨🤯🫣😵☠️💀☠️

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2023-01-21T13:22:35+00:00

My dodos after i breed them to have forty mele mutations

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-07T02:51:50+00:00

The tickle chicken… tickle my pickle he did. Maximum whiteness he must endure. Straight from he pickle he tickles. Licked it to, hmm? Raptor also was tickled. Master biat to master dead in 2 seconds he will. Baby rex to baby dead i see. No need to worry, guard your loot he will. Tickle it he shall. Give into tickle. And you will have a magnificent pickle.