Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
No joke, on my first world playing ark I had watched zero videos on the game and had no help playing the game and after taming this guy i realized for the first time that you can use animals for gathering stuff better than people (off course I never tamed a real harvester before this,)
Beach Bob: Look! A giant chicken ! I’m gonna tame it!
*5 minutes later*.
Beach Bob the 85495th of The Island PvP server readied his slingshot in deadly focus.
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*Fire.*
The slingshot flew from the sling and soared towards the ‘giant chicken’ and…
Landed a few feet to the right. With a muttered curse, he quickly reloaded and aimed again.
*Fire.*
Quickly glancing around to make sure his friends (tribe ‘The Beach Bobs’) he reloaded once more.
Taking aim was once more, he breathed in deeply, and released. The stone flew, flew fast, and flew true. The stone thudded into the ‘giant chicken’ and the crosshair flared red.
The world seemed to freeze for half a second- or the game was lagging at his stupidity, either one,
‘Fool! I am Karen the Vegan Rex, and my Kim are the mighty Tickle Chickens!’ the chicken thing roared, and suddenly Beach Bobs’s life was flashing before his life, his moments with his precious dodos (which used up all his taming slots) and then… he died, even as ran towards his beloved dodos
And that is how dodos were wiped out on my server.