Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2019-08-22T16:22:12+00:00

Just let him tickle you, that’s all he wants, he knows your TickleLish

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2019-08-12T08:53:28+00:00

This bird is like Freddy Krueger in more than one way it’s claws, it’s face colour and it will never get out of my nightmares.

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2019-08-02T01:57:03+00:00

A dodo on staroids

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2019-07-28T14:48:03+00:00

Its basically the Freddy Krueger of Ark.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2019-07-27T17:09:44+00:00

So me and my friend are riding our Pachy and Tek raptor in the mountain forest. And we see these tickle birds and we be like ooo what the fu are these then those finger bois shot our booties to the moon and harassed out mounts

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2019-07-18T22:22:11+00:00

At first look u think "That things so cute and....its attacking all the other dinos...oh." Player killed by Therizinosaurus

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-01-11T00:33:15+00:00

This thery is a Karen. It doesn’t want you near it’s berry’s

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-01-09T14:27:53+00:00

I find this in a horror

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-01-08T06:44:51+00:00

This is tickle chicken. They are VERY "friendly" and will try to hug you if you get close. Trust me. Lead one to your base and it will give you dinos some scritches.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2022-12-31T10:06:13+00:00

if a dodo forgot to cut its nails

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2022-12-30T09:53:30+00:00

How can a rex not break stone but this thing can!?

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2022-12-14T22:38:58+00:00

Theri: hello sir

Me: oh hell no

Me :*runs*

Theri: y did he run ?

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2022-12-11T16:02:28+00:00

This is the tickle chicken song. Tickle chicken tickle chicken you have such big claws

big shreddy pointy biggest of them all

It might seem that he has gentle eyes

but if you see him you will truly die

he will poke cut and slash

yes he will poke you on your.....errrr rear

which does not provide a cheer

he kills more noobs each year

He is always near

Oh yes you need to hear

Tickle chicken tickle chicken you have such big claws

Tickle chicken tickle chicken you will kill us aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll. Hope you liked it I worked really hard on it up for more songs -DARKSTAR

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2022-12-08T21:27:25+00:00

this monstrosity is the sole reason why i spawned in the north region instead of the south

oh and titanomyrmas too

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2022-12-08T02:58:52+00:00

Do not mind this thing being inescapable

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2022-12-07T19:14:21+00:00

It looks like a monster in a horror movie!

And from my encounters with it…

It is

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-06T23:24:39+00:00

Grgh. Ghuuuummmbbb. GRACKKK?

Mating calls pt 5. pt 4 is Rex

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2022-12-06T22:39:10+00:00

There is one near my house and for some reason it dossent agro at me. But I am too scared to kill it.

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-12-06T20:19:46+00:00

I need some therizapy...

-Therizi-no thank you

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-06T19:48:51+00:00

Passive tame. Just give him some mejo berries