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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-04T18:00:55+00:00

If you see this run and don’t look back I learned that the hard way!👌

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2020-11-03T20:21:46+00:00

nightmare. turkey. thats it. just nightmare turkey.

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2020-10-25T23:44:58+00:00

1 2 the tickle chicken is coming for you. bola your friend it will then come for you. It will chase you from heaven to hell. it will kill you. and from your mic your friends hear screaming louder then a bell

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2020-10-23T09:01:35+00:00

When you find a blue one don't atack it whit a dino names russia

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-21T22:23:57+00:00

Me; I want theri claws

Theri; Ok her is you dead from them

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-20T00:48:29+00:00

This tickle chicken will end your life but taming it is godly

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2018-08-03T05:08:19+00:00

It has the tickl tickl efect and it is a butiful dino i have it but not the satle

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-08-19T00:45:18+00:00

I call them the cute dangerous killer machine

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-08-14T11:36:28+00:00

Always name it tickle chicken when you tame it and use all its attacks you will understand

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-08-03T18:57:48+00:00

Why are they so mean?

Like what did I do to it?

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-07-29T01:54:47+00:00

When you see them begging game they look so intimidating then once you tame and lvl it up one you realize it's just a silly ball of feathers 😂

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-27T02:28:21+00:00

First time playing you spawn in and it kills you. Then you spawn in again thinking,” Oh I won’t even be close to it this time”, then it friggin kills you again. The f*** is this?

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-07-19T02:45:38+00:00

When u realized it’s an omnivore but doesn’t eat meat and only like’s berries.

Omnivore-eats both herbs and meat

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-07-13T22:40:30+00:00

Aww what an adorable chicken wait is it screaming at me?

Oh fu#*……you were killed by freakin big chicken.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-07-13T00:31:22+00:00

It scary when he shoots u off a cliff and you have no parachutes

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-07-11T21:10:34+00:00

I time I had 3 dilo's and I saw tickle chicken and I ran towards it

I and all of my dilo's died and I spent the night on a rock punching tickle chicken to death as revenge

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-06-23T20:56:55+00:00

Death … death to use all. No Dino or player is safe.

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-06-20T18:44:32+00:00

Wasted 3 superior kibble taming it judt for it to have over 50 points in speed 😭 hate theres no mod on console to see stats before taming

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-06-06T07:32:45+00:00

Players on ARK PC/Console: AAAAAAAAAAA

My brain with a ramshackle simple pistol: “survivor see survivor do” “8 gunshots later”

Game: you have killed a Therizino! (Level 10)

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2023-06-01T23:43:15+00:00

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your hideous past has come back to bite you,

When it starts to main,

And you feel horrible pain,

There is no escape,

So fast forward the tape,

You run faster then a race kart,

But with the living you must part,

Stronger then the raptor’s chorus,

ITS THERIZINOSAURUS!

(Screeching noises)

-Eighthop