Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Went up to almighty tickle chicken with my friend( this was a month or 2 ago and I knew nothing) and got murder spugerdurd
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๐ i am so lucky i got a theri saddle blueprint in a gift as i was taming it
All the ark players knew that the tickle chicken in JW dominion was going to be a problem.
I like to call these giant killer rubber Ducky's or fire breathing giant killer rubber Ducky's just to make it sound funny
I call it the hells chicken or the devils bird because I once died trying to get water then it killed my trike:( but letโs just say Iโm haveing turkey tonight
This thing is agresiv so much and atacks direkt ,if you are with friends on Tour on the island sacryfice friends, put friends into bola and run away as fast as you can.
First time I saw it I went up to it because I though it was a passive tame turns out it wasnโt
I was caching one and it drowned perfectly done
Me plays ark for the first time getting chased by dilophasurus runs into this thing and says โBig bird save me! โ Therizinosaurus โnopeโ
You got killed by a level 3 Therizinosaurus
I'm I the only person ending up in a endless loop of the same suggestions. No just ok
Me: lvls it up
Theri: YA LIKE J A Z Z
I got one of these it was OP until I took it out and a pack of allos and two Rex's were looking for lunch
Me taming a high level raptor: do do do doo. terror chicken: hello there Me: ah shit here we go again REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do I regret putting my base and my army of dodos next to a Therizino egg?
Yes, yes I do
Honestly I didnt realise how hard it is to tame these things because i simply did it because i got mad at it just have a lot of tranq arrows ready.
Tickle tickle b I T H haahhahahah
I Said HI then he was my buddy we ran across the meadow then a trike rammed it. NOT a true story just for laughs by: LONE WOLF
A poem by: Unknown- LONE WOLF. Roses are red violets are blue that long clawed thing will break you. Hope you liked it!
If you see this run and donโt look back I learned that the hard way!๐