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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was sailing my raft gloriously on the crystal blue waters near the eastern islands, when I spot three... THREE therizos on the beach. Picking one out, I knock it out with a crossbow and begin to tame it. The other two, seemingly unhappy with this, begin to slash me up. I defend myself, placing spike walls around me and my soon-to-be companion. They, with a fire in their eyes, attempt to break down the walls, slashing their own hands on the sharpened wood. As they begin a new approach, head-butting the walls, They practically murder themselves. I turn around and resume taming the most beautiful therizinosuar in the world. I hear a slashing sound and turn, finding ten more therizos avenging their dead brethren. They die. All’s good. I look at my therizo’s claws, knowing that with my new companion, I can slash my way through any raptor, dilo or rex pack I find.
Dude... the Tickle Chicken is a SAVAGE. I was at the footpaw region (were my base is) and I went up to a cliff side with my therizino, Slashica, to go get some fiber. Then I notice a carno that was hanging out on the cliff too. I went to get a closer look, not too close, then I took out my telescope. I looked through it to see that the carno was lvl 10! I then decided to craft some tranq arrows. But then, as I was still in my inventory, I heard stomping. I was confused at first, but that’s when I realized that those stomps were the carno’s. I tried to get out of my inventory as fast as I could, and when I did, the carno hit me. I tried to run, but the tranq’s were still crafting. That’s why I decided to attack the carno. I pulled out my bow and arrow and I started to shoot it as I tried to get to Slashica. I made it to Slashica just in time, for when I was at my health that the carno could kill me in one last hit, I was close enough to Slashica that she went neutral and killed it. OMG!