Me and my pets seeing a Therizino:
CHAAARGE!!! I kill them for the loot and treasures
they hide.
Therizinosaurus
The Therizinosaurus (or "Tickle Chicken") is a swift, clawed herbivore prized for its versatility. Its specialized strikes make it an exceptional resource gatherer, while its strength makes it a powerful combat mount.
Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.
Don’t run pull out a shotgun and put 10tons of shrapnel in this thing head!
I hate these things more than spinos (a spino destroyed my work in progress base)
Verse 1: on a dark and stormy night we thought everything was alright. We should've knew we were blind. No where to go no arrows to throw. We thought we were all alone.
Chorus: huge giant claws hit my small heart. Alone in the dark but you hit the mark. Blind to death…
Verse 1: on a dark and stormy night we thought everything was alright. We should've knew we were blind. No where to go no arrows to throw. We thought we were all alone.
Chorus: huge giant claws hit my small heart. Alone in the dark but you hit the mark. Blind to death itself. The tickle chicken came and was not afraid to show us out
Verse 2: look to my left look to my right scars on both sides. Hit you with what we had but we stood no match. We called our dodos too but they stood nothing to you
Chorus: huge giant claws hit my small heart. Alone in the dark but you hit the mark. Blind to death itself. The tickle chicken came and was not afraid to show us out.
Verse 3: So I took my spear and threw it high into the sky. Barely got you in the eye. You fell to your demese goodbye.
Chorus: huge giant claws hit my small heart. Alone in the dark but you hit the mark. Blind to death itself. The tickle chicken came and was not afraid to show us out. (Repeat chorus one last time)
Oh look a thiry more like a thiryass
Oh my god bruh oh hell naw what da fuc man
They are straight up Savages is our tamed A level 15 it turned out level 26 and it is a straight up Savage it kills T Rexis and level 40 thieros
U need a lvl 200 bronto, lvl 100 mammoth or a lvl 300 imprinted baryonx to take one down. I have one on my island and he can demolish these imbeciles. We respect him as a God as he protected me with full fabricated weapons in the redwoods against a thyla. He is pog.
Me:wandering around.
Therazino:And I took offence by that
When I first encountered this, I tried bola'ing it to try and tame it, you could say what happened
Bruh this thing takes forever to tame you need like 40,000 narcotics
Rare flowers? What do you mean rare?
To thes nightmare on elm Street lookin mfs the Geneva convention is just a suggestion
Played for the first time, night came, saw him, remembered paleonto classes, this is a herbivore, let's get near him, I will be protected.... He walked close 2 times, the 3rd he looked in my eyes... And I was dead..... worse herbivore ever....
They are passive and will run away if provoked ;)
I thought dis was a herbivore when I saw it the first time then it hits me so I run but it follow me kills 3 of my tamed dinos, & destroys my house & me… I hate these sharp butt nuggets
Step 1 when encountering in the forest: Run
Step 2: run
Step 3:Abandon all hope if it noticed you
Had 3 raptors, 3 dilos, 1 pachy, 1 trike, 2 dimorphodons, 1 pteranodon, 1 parasaur, and 1 phiomia. But a theri came along and now....
I still have my dinos we killed the theri really easily actually
Roses are red
Violets are blue (they're actually purple but ok)
A Therizino is coming
To theaters near you to kill
Me: sir claws wanna hug. Sir claws: DIE. Big meany :(