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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2021-02-20T01:21:31+00:00

Survivor: sees a therizino running at them

Hears coffin dance music

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-07T20:30:37+00:00

This thing is a pain in the ass it’s hard to tame I killed one with a Rex :)

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2020-02-29T19:42:17+00:00

They are a wizard! Yeetus Feletus your base is going to be Deletus!

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-05-03T14:14:18+00:00

THIS THING IS A SATANIC GIANT CHICKEN

IT KILLED 4 OF MY TAMES

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2024-05-03T14:11:15+00:00

Why hunt? This thing is a herbivore?!

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2024-04-26T04:25:13+00:00

POV: If ark is irl:

News:

There's an universal threat called the tickle chicken

It may look cute and u might wanna hug it if u hug it it will kill u and feed u to it's chicks

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2024-04-20T12:48:04+00:00

So, once I tried to KO One of these with a slingshot, it outran me and turned me into Therizino Stool.

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2023-04-11T01:51:22+00:00

I was running around the world and down then I found this bird killing my friends giga💀💀💀💀 he said he maybe will right here what happened

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2023-04-10T00:18:22+00:00

Yeah, you know when Ark said that said beaches we're safe

Weeeell about that-

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-05T04:41:47+00:00

How to kill a turkey?

JUST GET SIGMA TRIKE

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-05T04:06:19+00:00

People say he is the biggest bird... But would you count this as a bird?

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-30T03:05:27+00:00

To all u noobs out there trust me all u have to do is go to the chicken and hug it 5 times, if u have corn u only need 1 time, then this chicken will be ur friend, i have tamed 10 this way, (note this is a glitch and im unsure if they patched it but last time i tried it worked) but its only a glitch and if they patched it it wont work but u can exploit it on mobile and if it is norm or if it was patched u might get mauled instead

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-13T13:46:12+00:00

Bro Kim Kardashians look is kinda fine lately

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2022-02-26T07:53:59+00:00

RIP cuddles

I have killed 10 therizinos because of a sheer hatred of them and I will kill a hundred more because of this

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2022-02-11T01:45:38+00:00

I’m sad because I’ve never gotten 1 up

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2022-02-06T22:56:12+00:00

It’s just one of those girls at school with long nails.

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2022-02-04T22:51:51+00:00

Angry bird with nail problems, and lots of health

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2022-01-19T22:50:13+00:00

Thous talens should be blood stained

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-31T14:59:24+00:00

sans: You dirty brother killer. Theorizino: Also a sister,cousin,uncle ,dad,friend,mom, killer

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2021-01-31T14:41:19+00:00

Run away to survive

Don’t bring your pets they will die