I went past one of these and hallelujah! It was stuck

In the famous words of Ian Malcolm: "Go. As fast as you can. Go"

Bro is so chill untill i get a centimeter too close, then he massacres me in seconds

DEATH TO THIS SATANIC BIRD BURN IT THEN TEAR IT APART!!!!!!

Explore they said it will be fun they said

What claws! He said

They are like saws! He said

And listen to how he goes Bukaw! He said

He is now dead.

The end

— plastic bag poem

After you hit your elder brother

This Is not a dinosaur, this Is a war machine

I've killed 3 Rex and 5 spinos with this area 51 secret weapon.

Area 51 Guy : no no, we don't make an ABUSIVE claws sized theropod.

You attack it with semi strong Dino’s it’ll kill you and your pets

Run or else you get no life. Knock it out with tranq darts or whatever is better.

You don’t find tickle chicken...TICKLE CHICKEN FINDS YOU :3

Therizinosaurus, the terror of the beaches.

My latest breeding pair is named Original Recipe and Extra Crispy

When i was noob at ark and I didn't know how to tame anything but passive tame I once made an moschops army and I saw a therisinosaurus and I ordered my moschops to attack the theri(we got demolished🥲)

Roses are red, violets are blue, the children are fast, but bigbird is faster.

*sees a wild therizinosaurs* Looks at it , it does nothing, turns camera to another view , gets fucking attacked ... ark isn’t shit

Me as a noob. “Aww! He’s so cute, wanna hug? Wait! Get away! Ruunnn!

Just don’t try it I had 6 trikes +200 against a lvl 90. Well he killed it then all but we knocked him out finally...... Still debating if I should just kill it from the anger. Now my ass is staying up all night.

Why tf is it so OP when it’s easy to tame all you gotta do is make a trap ez trap lead it ps thare slow into the trap then shoot him a few times

I TAMED A TiCKLE CHICKEN!!!!!

(nearly died) :(