Fear the tickle chicken.

If u tame this thing and leveling it up it will give u a free hug😂

1LVL=1hug

It doesent matter what you say, all of them look like a Terry or a Gerald

After you hit your elder brother

DEATH TO THIS SATANIC BIRD BURN IT THEN TEAR IT APART!!!!!!

Here’s a quick tip. Don’t take the time to tame this creature to up to 3 1/2 hours when you have a possible storm at your house. Because it’s a guarantee shortly when you have 10 minutes left to fully tame, you will lose power and lose your progress just like that! Take heed with this tip and try not to bash in your console on TV

If no eat meat, why so killing?

If you find this beast running towards you two words: God help, because if it lays its claws on you you'll be ripped to shreds I've experienced it.

A mega tribe wiped me so I wiped them with an army of eerie theris transferred from another server.

Oh and I even did the torture dance to further annoy them. JoJo's bizzare adventure reference.

Spread.

Silent but deadly, like a ninja dino... or a fart

I went past one of these and hallelujah! It was stuck

Therizinosaurus, the terror of the beaches.

Explore they said it will be fun they said

In the famous words of Ian Malcolm: "Go. As fast as you can. Go"

When i was noob at ark and I didn't know how to tame anything but passive tame I once made an moschops army and I saw a therisinosaurus and I ordered my moschops to attack the theri(we got demolished🥲)

You don’t find tickle chicken...TICKLE CHICKEN FINDS YOU :3

This Is not a dinosaur, this Is a war machine

I've killed 3 Rex and 5 spinos with this area 51 secret weapon.

Area 51 Guy : no no, we don't make an ABUSIVE claws sized theropod.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the children are fast, but bigbird is faster.

*sees a wild therizinosaurs* Looks at it , it does nothing, turns camera to another view , gets fucking attacked ... ark isn’t shit

If you want to do a funny prank, lore this guy to another players base and watch it cause chaos on his/her tames