Did you know: When I was new to Ark, I walked up to a therizinosaurus, said “HUG” then he gave me a hug, with a few three-foot long claws threw my back, I never got my loot back.
Don’t call it the tickle chicken or you are a [email protected]!!!!
Me: Hey, lvl 150 theri that I randomly found in my base, have you seen all my passive tames?
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
The almighty tickle chicken!
It’s literally a vegan Rex
HELP I JUST FINISHED MY THATCH HOUSE THERES ONE OUTSIDE MY BASE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Even after taming it I still feel intimidated while looking at the giant murder chicken
If the vegan teacher came to ark
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too