I had one called big bird and where big bird went murder followed untill I was jumped by a bunch of raiders who killed me and ma big bird now I am planning vengeance for big bird my cute little tickle chicken one like = one respect for are hero big bird

When i ride that creature, i feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis and anything in my way is either going to be afraid of their nightmares or embrace and and negligently fail to try and defend itself. Its like wolverine and Freddy Kruger had intimate sexual relation with an Ostrich and perhaps a Emu and produced an animal that is capable of a meat gathering only costco or sams club would buy the stock out. The fact that it gently gathers fiber is an insult and an intimidation tactic to show the ability to gather strains of veins while looking gentle AF....Eff the Tickle Chicken

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

Actual list of how many of my tames have died to a theri:

3 wolves
4 compies
1 pteranodon
7 kaprosuchus
1 phiomia
1 trike
1 Allosaurus
1 scorpion
867 Me s

GET OUTTA MY YARD!!!











Ye I get it Dododex I need more words

The almighty tickle chicken!

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

Level up = jazz hands

Survivor: sees a therizino running at them
Hears coffin dance music

He attac,
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.