Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

This is a noob. Errr what's that in the distance, It's a giant pigeon!!!! Come on come on let me stroke you. ( attack pose and claws elongate) IT HAS RABIES GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.
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I had one called big bird and where big bird went murder followed untill I was jumped by a bunch of raiders who killed me and ma big bird now I am planning vengeance for big bird my cute little tickle chicken one like = one respect for are hero big bird
When i ride that creature, i feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis and anything in my way is either going to be afraid of their nightmares or embrace and and negligently fail to try and defend itself. Its like wolverine and Freddy Kruger had intimate sexual relation with an Ostrich and perhaps a Emu and produced an animal that is capable of a meat gathering only costco or sams club would buy the stock out. The fact that it gently gathers fiber is an insult and an intimidation tactic to show the ability to gather strains of veins while looking gentle AF....Eff the Tickle Chicken
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Actual list of how many of my tames have died to a theri:
3 wolves
4 compies
1 pteranodon
7 kaprosuchus
1 phiomia
1 trike
1 Allosaurus
1 scorpion
867 Me s
3 wolves
4 compies
1 pteranodon
7 kaprosuchus
1 phiomia
1 trike
1 Allosaurus
1 scorpion
867 Me s
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too