Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
This is a noob. Errr what's that in the distance, It's a giant pigeon!!!! Come on come on let me stroke you. ( attack pose and claws elongate) IT HAS RABIES GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.
More Therizinosaurus Funny Tips
Beware! Legend says that Therizinosaur is the direct ascendant of Saitama, one swipe and your holy spirit leave your body, the earth, the universe. Up if you want to warn new players.
I saw this thing for the firs time and I was like AWW A NEW FRIEND ._.
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Me just minding me business walking through the forest.
Therizino: (Which is a herbivore) And I took that personally
Poor big bird turned into a drug addict..π
The almighty tickle chicken!
Me: AHHH THERES A THERI STUCK IN MY BASE!!!
Game: therinzosaurus lvl 1 killed your gigantosaurus lvl 250
Me: NOT MY GIGA!!
Me: hops onto my wyvern*
Game: you and your wyvern lvl 500 were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: respawns at base*
Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: respawns at base again*
Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: seriously?
Me: respawns at base AGAIN*
Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me (rage): ARE YOU JOKING ME!?!?
Therinzosaurus: nope, Iβm not joking.
Therinzosaurus: tee-hee!
Me: seriously?
First time playing, is this thing mean? Itβs not attacking meβ¦. Takes one step, jazz hands and Iβm dead nowβ¦. Cool.
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too