The almighty tickle chicken!

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

Level up = jazz hands

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.

'Wanna know how I got these scars?'

Dodo+Wolverine=Therizinosaurus up if funny

He attac,

He protec,

He kill all who have tried to turn bac,

He wake up when you think he down,

He destroy all structures that he found,

He find all,

He destroy all.

One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...

Send help...