I friking hate the over sized chicken
I saw this thing for the firs time and I was like AWW A NEW FRIEND ._.
Don’t lie, this thing has killed u before. This monster was catching up to me in the ocean and I was on my raft, long story short my house is gone and I’m gone.
Me just minding me business walking through the forest.
Therizino: (Which is a herbivore) And I took that personally
Poor big bird turned into a drug addict..😔
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Me: AHHH THERES A THERI STUCK IN MY BASE!!!
Game: therinzosaurus lvl 1 killed your gigantosaurus lvl 250
Me: NOT MY GIGA!!
Me: hops onto my wyvern*
Game: you and your wyvern lvl 500 were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: respawns at base*
Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: respawns at base again*
Me: respawns at base AGAIN*
Me (rage): ARE YOU JOKING ME!?!?
Therinzosaurus: nope, I’m not joking.
The almighty tickle chicken!
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
Level up = jazz hands