if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

The almighty tickle chicken!

Me: Hey, lvl 150 theri that I randomly found in my base, have you seen all my passive tames?

Theri: perhaps

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

If the vegan teacher came to ark

It’s literally a vegan Rex

I own a Guinness world record for longest nails ever

Level up = jazz hands

I had one called big bird and where big bird went murder followed untill I was jumped by a bunch of raiders who killed me and ma big bird now I am planning vengeance for big bird my cute little tickle chicken one like = one respect for are hero big bird

I had one called big bird and where big bird went murder followed untill I was jumped by a bunch of raiders who killed me and ma big bird now I am planning vengeance for big bird my cute little tickle chicken one like = one respect for are hero big bird