I had a theri named tickle monster and I was fighting an alpha carno and when I died I went to got see if tickle monster was alive and tickle monster used the power of soft smooth not sharp hands and tickle the carno to death

I had one called big bird and where big bird went murder followed untill I was jumped by a bunch of raiders who killed me and ma big bird now I am planning vengeance for big bird my cute little tickle chicken one like = one respect for are hero big bird

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

The almighty tickle chicken!

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

Level up = jazz hands

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

He attac,
He protec,
He kill all who have tried to turn bac,
He wake up when you think he down,
He destroy all structures that he found,
He find all,
He destroy all.

DOES THIS THING UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SOCIAL DISTANCING

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.