What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.
One is instant death
Two is a nightmare
Three is satan
Four is hell’s punishment
Five is the end of the world
Evolution line
Dodo
Terror bird
Therizino
Dodo wyvern
Dodorex
Me: I’m going to use the initials T.B for terror bird!
Tennis ball from bfdi: *spawns in front of me* you can’t use my initials 😡
Me:AAAA-
They can fly so far if you pump speed into them.
EXISTS IN THE DESERT DOME IN EXTINCTION. NOTIFY THE DEX
Up if you hate those things, especially on scorched earth
These fluffy bastards can GLIDE?!?!?!?
MEET THE TRUE LORD AND SAVIOR THE ALPHA DODO!!! BOW IN HIS DIVINE ESSENCE MORTALS!!!
I would be walking down in the red woods then when I come face to face with one. This is going on in my head stop wait a minute wait to late I’m already dead
Terror bird in sincetifc name is keleken or KFC
Most tarrifying sounds he does in a game. I play on PVE find someones Terror bird, punch it, and sheit everytime it shouts
Me:hi big bird. My bro: why are you talking to a terror bird Me:ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
The new dodo pic is scarier “A HeLpFuL TiP ShOuLd InClUdE MoRe WoRdS”
In mobile you get an op sword that does 1000 damage for completing the ninth terror bird pursuit
What are these gallidodos there fast and strong
A Chocobo, but on incredibly hardcore drugs.
When dodos evolve like ate too many berries
I hate these so much they always me on scorched Earth I hate these chickens so much they're the worst things in the world someone please burn one
They are just huge flappy birds
When a dodo goes to the gym 5 times a week.