Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.
I jumped off the bridge at the canyon on the Ragnarok Map with my max level terror bird on my friends account, he didn't know they could glide. So he jumped off with his max level Raptor when I did this to see me gliding. Long story short, he got pissed and named my Terror Bird Floaty Bird after cussing me out and falling into waters loaded with Spinos.
The only nice terror bird: hey survivor, could you put me on a mountain? I wanna fly!
Survivor:But you can’t f-
Terror bird: PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP AND CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES
Survivor: fine
*argentavis picks up terror bird*
Survivor: here you go! I’ll watch!
*terror bird jumps*
Terror bird:I’m flying! I wanna go higher!*flaps wings, clears throat* I said, I wanna go higher! Why isn’t this working, oh yah, terror birds can only glide.
Pokémon! Your my best friend!
Survivor strolls in tall grass,
You’ve encountered a wild dodo!
🫵🏻vs🦤
Go Peggy!(lystrosaurus)
Use pathetic head butt!*throws Pokéball* duh duh… duh duh… duh duh… DING!
you tamed a dodo!(lv negative 100)
Later… *Pokéball opens* Whats this? Your dodo is trying to evolve!
*Terror bird emerges from pathetic dodo* You earned a saddle! Check what creature it’s for! Saddle: Terror bird.
Evolves again, It’s a argentavis!
^
Il, a dodo Rex!?
II, a dodo wyvern! Wow!