“What’s that large duck over there?”
Every noob in the redwoods last words.

Jokes and funny moments about the Terror Bird from ARK players.
“What’s that large duck over there?”
Every noob in the redwoods last words.
It’s just a big dodo, what could go wrong?
Lost my hardcore world, and my parasuar that day
If you see Even 1 bola your friend and then run while you hear him scream MOMyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
I’m the biggest bird! No, IM THE BIGGEST BIRD
Dodo on steroids
Fervantbeast22
1st time I heard of the terrible I thought it was a bird that was afraid of everything
Terror bird:*hanging from redwood tree*
Pacertherium:what r u doin-
Terror bird:ive been feeling a little short today,im tryn get taller :D
Pacer:here i have a way to get taller
Pacer:steal a humans sleeping bag,lay down in it
Terror bird:ok!
Pacer: and keep dreaming,this…
Terror bird:*hanging from redwood tree*
Pacertherium:what r u doin-
Terror bird:ive been feeling a little short today,im tryn get taller :D
Pacer:here i have a way to get taller
Pacer:steal a humans sleeping bag,lay down in it
Terror bird:ok!
Pacer: and keep dreaming,this girl tryn hang from the tree damn
Terror bird: >>>>:00000
Dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo
Chuck Norris tamed a dodo
More words
I was trying to tame a raptor for a quest but ya know 16 yoshis came outta no where lost my lvl 1862 trike deleted the world never goin back
Bobs should watch their fists because they dont know whats up for them.
It’s a bird! It’s a pl— no I was right the first time. I’m tired of these dodos! (2 minuets later) gets slowly ripped to pieces.
The only dodo that can fly...!!!
Frick is this a diode
F it is ya ya if it somethingelse ima say your dodo has evolved
That’s a big fluffy Dodo so you guys can really easily use that big chicken for easy meat.
I have never seen one before were are they and are they small
Once I found a diplo getting killed by a pack of terrors and when I saved him it seems that he has disagreed to my saving
Me and my tribe started a cult centered around a terror bird named chimkin who as a running joke ha the ability to"fly ( by dropping him from an argie or wyvern)" and he was our tribes mascott
The ultimate parachute
With wings
Oh shit...is that one the shit