Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-29T04:43:35+00:00

Terror birds are nothing but bobble head chickens 😂

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-22T14:15:53+00:00

Dodod brother has arrived to punish you

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-19T07:48:02+00:00

Beware... The triggered dodo awaits (and he’s had his thanksgiving dinners).

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2020-06-14T13:49:42+00:00

I thought it was a dodo, I will never make that mistake again.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-08T12:53:27+00:00

You should put a c4 on it put on aggressive and name one CREEPER? and the other AW MAN!

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-25T17:08:06+00:00

THE EVOLUTION OF THE DODO 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-17T23:29:02+00:00

These birds are the TERROR of ark survival evolved

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2020-02-10T03:25:28+00:00

I had a platform saddle for my Bronto, Big Boi, when three of these came dashing out the trees by the redwood swaps. Luckily I had my rex with me and killed two of them. Decided to tame the third. Then I saw the thing it had on it’s neck and got sad so I named her Gobey, a bird I had captured and released after she got better. Now she’s in the top 5 fighters of my tribe! She can tank hits and do lots of damage!

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2019-12-05T00:46:16+00:00

So left some stim an narco berrys in the feed came back my dodo was gone walked out side there was a terry dodo out side

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2019-10-16T02:34:12+00:00

Dodos are now taking drugs, I mean, honestly

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2019-09-28T19:27:51+00:00

Raptor+Dodo=Terror Bird(extra word geez)

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2019-09-14T19:27:07+00:00

Jump off a cliff and hold a button while your floating down laugh away

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2019-08-12T13:11:21+00:00

Raptors r beter choice as they r the same as terro birds

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2019-07-24T21:33:50+00:00

Kannon the coocoo birb ate seven coocoo tickle chickens while singing the toodle-loo song.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2019-07-13T17:30:11+00:00

Looks like a giant dodo in my opinion.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2019-07-12T10:40:14+00:00

That thing looks like a hybrid between a dodo and a raptor.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-11T20:01:51+00:00

Are there already enough Dodo jokes on here? I’ll shut up.

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-13T14:29:27+00:00

i was flying on my bird(pteranodon),when i ran into a terror bird and as soon as i saw it,i started getting UP flashbacks, my bird almost got killed but we manage to get out of there after my flashbacks LOL

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2019-05-14T21:44:50+00:00

Huh? Your dodo is evolving!

*pokemon evolving music*

Congratulations! Your dodo evolved into c*** with wings!