Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2019-04-26T00:55:20+00:00

When you find a terribly jacked up dodo!

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2019-03-31T22:54:05+00:00

Basic run down of noob sister playing ark day 1: sister gets attacked by terror turkeys dies day 2: sister swims with fishes (aka piranhas) dies the list goes on for about 45 more days

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2019-03-16T03:09:44+00:00

Strap c4 to them send them into your enemies base then type in chat "now thats what I call a terrorist bird"

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2019-01-30T17:07:36+00:00

The big cousin of the elusive Dodo.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2018-09-19T20:05:23+00:00

Pretty damn good in caves, and u can kinda glide flap down if u fall

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2018-07-26T22:19:15+00:00

Just get a couple and you got your very own chicken gang

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2018-07-25T18:45:00+00:00

Basically these critters are parrots on steroids and gamma radiation

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2025-12-24T18:30:57+00:00

Yoshi!! Waow!!

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2025-09-17T19:05:15+00:00

YOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2024-12-02T10:03:46+00:00

“What’s that large duck over there?”

Every noob in the redwoods last words.

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2024-01-15T00:51:37+00:00

It’s just a big dodo, what could go wrong?

Lost my hardcore world, and my parasuar that day

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-13T22:34:55+00:00

If you see Even 1 bola your friend and then run while you hear him scream MOMyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2023-02-04T04:33:28+00:00

I’m the biggest bird! No, IM THE BIGGEST BIRD

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2022-08-24T09:34:24+00:00

Dodo on steroids

Fervantbeast22

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2022-08-07T20:53:18+00:00

1st time I heard of the terrible I thought it was a bird that was afraid of everything

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2022-08-06T17:41:39+00:00

Terror bird:*hanging from redwood tree*

Pacertherium:what r u doin-

Terror bird:ive been feeling a little short today,im tryn get taller :D

Pacer:here i have a way to get taller

Pacer:steal a humans sleeping bag,lay down in it

Terror bird:ok!

Pacer: and keep dreaming,this girl tryn hang from the tree damn

Terror bird: >>>>:00000

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2022-07-26T23:22:23+00:00

Dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-18T21:54:49+00:00

Chuck Norris tamed a dodo

More words

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2021-12-04T15:58:24+00:00

I was trying to tame a raptor for a quest but ya know 16 yoshis came outta no where lost my lvl 1862 trike deleted the world never goin back

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2021-11-22T13:45:43+00:00

Bobs should watch their fists because they dont know whats up for them.