Story about how I lost Mrs Dorito:

I was playing Ark peacefully, crafting, farming, and breeding my beautiful Rexes, SO, I needed some prime meat, I said "Okay, Doritos come here" I looked for some prime meat with my beloved Tapejaras, so I saw some nice Brontos, I carefully killed them and got prime meat, i tough it was a peaceful area cuz I only saw Brontos... But... I got the prime meat "You Mrs Dorito (Tapejara lvl 73) has been killed by an Alpha raptor lvl 134" God dammit... The poor Mr Dorito was literally depressive now, I successfully ride Mr Dorito, I fly away, I successfully saved Mrs Dorito's Saddle, I was so sad cuz I really loved her, Mr Dorito too, now everytime I see a raptor i smash it with my Spino or Rex, One up one Respect for Mrs Dorito #RIPDoritoGirl