These guys are jerks! They are always making fun of Rex's for having short arms!
Spinosaurus
Jokes and funny moments about the Spinosaurus from ARK players.
Random tribe member: I wish I had a dino that can swim faster, become a quadraped (like an iguanadon), and rival a Rex!
Me: hold my beer, get me med brews.
I have a spino that lives in the river behind my base I call him hurricane spino because one day he was trying to kill a dodo the dodo ran to my base and I had to evacuate my tames. It’s fun spying on him
Spino on the Wheel of Fortune:
Narrator: And now, time for Spino to spin the wheel!
Spino: visible confusion
Narrator: Come on, spin it!
Spino: whacks it instead and wins 12000$
Narrator: Spino wins the grand prize, including a Spinosaurus toy!
Spino: whut?
They are very fast and deadly but once they get on low health something like 200 or 100 they run like cowards😂
Had a dodo named Bod, I was doing a challenge to raise him up to the highest level. He was level 356 and I decided to hunt some fish in a river to help him keep leveling.
Checked around but only seen dodos and a parasuar in the area so I went in with my dodo, it was not…
Had a dodo named Bod, I was doing a challenge to raise him up to the highest level. He was level 356 and I decided to hunt some fish in a river to help him keep leveling.
Checked around but only seen dodos and a parasuar in the area so I went in with my dodo, it was not a parasuar.
This spino ran over to my dodo and started attacking it and instead of fighting back, Bob tried to outrun him. I now have a dead dodo and 30+ hours of time waisted.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If it sees you
Bola a person behind you!!
I spawned in aberration in Asa. I was waiting for my brother to come to my coordinates. When I hear stomping, I turned around and somehow a spino had been right behind me the whole time and didn’t kill me by some miracle.
Not to be mistaken for a a Stego.
You’re perfectly safe if u see one right after spawning on a new ark. It’s not like they can wipe out an entire beachful of trikes, carbs and parasaurs in like 1 min flat.
They make those weird looking bird/trex Dinos look weak.
If…
Not to be mistaken for a a Stego.
You’re perfectly safe if u see one right after spawning on a new ark. It’s not like they can wipe out an entire beachful of trikes, carbs and parasaurs in like 1 min flat.
They make those weird looking bird/trex Dinos look weak.
If one starts chasing u at spawn, the only thing that’ll save u is a freakin miracle. Even with full citin armour.
Gud luck noobs.
Sarcasm mode off:
U can lure one to an entrance of a cave and shoot it from inside it. That’s the only way of killing it if ur a noob. That I know of. With experience.
If u want a gud escape plan tame a bunch of Dodos and Dilos; then if u see one it SHOULD attack them first instead of u. Actually it’s not the most solid plan but it works.
Have a gud day! 😁
MaxiDaTaxi
These things are magical, I was just swimming around on my tamed spino and got attacked by an alpha megalodon and his 4 or 5 regular meg minions... I killed all of them.
Me not taming a spino and then taming a Rex and killing just bc I can- (btw spinos are WAY strong then rexes)
I just found out about Bubbles
😐
(#PrayForToriel)
And Bubbles- *salutes*
You will be missed
When these are unconscious they will wiggle their jaws
Since i saw Jurassic Park 3 they’re my favorites 😅 i have 3 in my ark mobile and 1 now in pc
It’s a hybrid between a sarco and a dimetrodon
He killed me my dilo army my carbo and I deleted game
Fought a giga with my spino and died R.I.P
Who would win
A giant lizard king that controls a virus-like substance that has caused humans to leave the earth that’s also capable of corrupting creatures to its will
Or
One spiny boi
They say south zone 1 is safe while these MF's literally spawn there💀
He is just standing outside the base MENACINGLY! (Spongebob reference)