
What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Had a dodo named Bod, I was doing a challenge to raise him up to the highest level. He was level 356 and I decided to hunt some fish in a river to help him keep leveling.
Checked around but only seen dodos and a parasuar in the area so I went in with my dodo, it was not a parasuar.
This spino ran over to my dodo and started attacking it and instead of fighting back, Bob tried to outrun him. I now have a dead dodo and 30+ hours of time waisted.
Not to be mistaken for a a Stego.
You’re perfectly safe if u see one right after spawning on a new ark. It’s not like they can wipe out an entire beachful of trikes, carbs and parasaurs in like 1 min flat.
They make those weird looking bird/trex Dinos look weak.
If one starts chasing u at spawn, the only thing that’ll save u is a freakin miracle. Even with full citin armour.
Gud luck noobs.
Sarcasm mode off:
U can lure one to an entrance of a cave and shoot it from inside it. That’s the only way of killing it if ur a noob. That I know of. With experience.
If u want a gud escape plan tame a bunch of Dodos and Dilos; then if u see one it SHOULD attack them first instead of u. Actually it’s not the most solid plan but it works.
Have a gud day! 😁
MaxiDaTaxi