Level 15 Me: OH F**K IT A BIG DINO RUN TIMMY THE DODO RUN

Level 35 Me: ok im out *hops on pterodactyl*

Level 50 Me: imma try to tame this thin- *screen quickly shaking like crazy* ok nvm * runs like hell*

Level 75 Me: imma kill u for exp

Spino: 😐 F**k

Level 90 Me: COME HERE BIG BOY UR COMING WITH ME

Level 100 Me: Die im done seeing you in plus I already have like 26 of you

Me playing for 30 months: ME HAVE MAX MELEE DAMAGE, U DIE NOW

Every creature in a 30 lad and long radius: well its this s**t head again, welp Bobby ur next

Bobby: Ok just hope me the best of luck

Every creature: We wont

Ark hates me :') I was trying to tame a spino and everything was fine! I had a good cliff where i can shoot it, i had meat, i had a speed dino to run away and enough naco stuff! At first my dino died :') then i died then i was searching for prime meat! I killed a Dino that drops prime meat and sadly it didn't :') but then i came back and it just woke up... Wow... But then later i just tamed it with a crossbow and meat and named her skittles ✨ rip Speed Dino :')

When one of them got near my house I got so angry I wanted to kill it so I made some large bear trap. And when I'm about to kill the spino some dinos helped me by being bait so it won't get to me I didn't even needed the bear trap. When I finally made it unconscious I saw a broken part of it's design in air and when I killed it, it just teleported and I didn't get to harvest it.

NOOO I was about to tame a spin-off I mean it woke up and I also tamed 2 raptors then it keeps on ingoring my whistle but my other 2 raptors listen then I shot the slink after it work up with more tame arrow then that stupid raptor killed it and it was even stuck and all my narcotics were gone I was like screw it and I unclaimed the raptor and my 2 other raptors killed it but the tip is if u have it stuck get tank arrow and u are GONNA NEED ALOT OF NAROTICS

Gigi: I will kill everything

Spino1: joined the game

Gigi: eh I will kill you later

Spino2: joined the game

Gigi: umm later

Spino3: joined the game

Spino4: joined the game

Gigi: what get out of here

Spino5: joined the game

Spino6: joined the game

Spino7: joined the game

Spino8: joined the game

Spino9: joined the game

Spino10: joined the game

Gigi: left the game

Spino1: that’s what I thought Gigi