Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2018-07-27T17:53:49+00:00

Only wimps tame this with cooked fish meat. Real men use regular cooked meat.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2018-07-25T13:31:14+00:00

I was transporting 3 Brontos, one of these lvl 8 things came up and attacked my brontos, it ran about 30 seconds later...

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2026-04-24T05:06:27+00:00

Make a accurate spino wildcard your not even making Dino’s anymore you just making random pieces of shi-

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2026-03-07T11:00:36+00:00

Don't even dare use this to kill dodos, the dodos will kill it.

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2025-10-06T22:09:02+00:00

Rex overrated spino cool. We boycott Rex ^_^

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2025-10-05T17:04:05+00:00

I got stego and spino confused and got flung into orbit

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2025-07-06T14:58:05+00:00

Spino + sarco = 🪽

Those who know knows

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2024-12-08T15:39:48+00:00

My brother is taming this

Don't be like my brother

Thank you

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2024-10-14T19:28:01+00:00

These are 3° degree beach bob murder

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2024-09-29T16:05:36+00:00

I usually HATED this guys, but now i have one ,and guess? I absolutely love it

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2024-09-16T12:00:20+00:00

Ima tame a spino

Three seconds later:oof my spine broke💀

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2024-08-30T20:49:08+00:00

Me:just hunting with my dino army

Spino:I'm gonna kill this player

Me:is that a spino?

Spino:attack!!!

Me:YoU GoT JeBAiTEd

Spino:? Nah ima win

Me:rexes attack

Rexes:oki

Spino:oh he'll nah

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2024-07-26T02:31:58+00:00

One of the four horsemen of destroying beach bobs

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2024-06-02T23:18:13+00:00

I was getting chased by spino so I decided to swim through the river to get to the other side well… maybe that wasn’t the best idea I got killed by a manta and I was like great I gotta get my body back and of course I died to another animal a piranha 😂.

If you have my luck let me know bye guys

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2024-04-09T10:30:41+00:00

im am level 12… and i dont know how… BUT I FUKING STOLE A SPINOS EGG… and it GAVE UP following me and trying to KILL me…

HOW THE FUK DID I DO THAT!…

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2024-01-14T10:43:36+00:00

Does anyone think of the spino scene from Jurassic Park 3 when you see one

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2023-09-03T13:03:01+00:00

Fishticks because it's just perfect unique and sounds nice just imagine this "your Fishsticks lvl 289 spino has just killed a rex lvl 212" also if you dknt know what to tame rex or spino JUST TAME BOTH MY GUY!

Ps: Fishsticks is the name idea

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2023-08-13T21:28:32+00:00

Go to the beach, they said. It would be fun, they said.

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2023-08-10T20:43:17+00:00

This is the worst wild Dino and best tamed Dino

Wild says wanna see heaven

Tamed says who sent you there

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2023-07-10T22:42:26+00:00

How to tame:

Find

Die die

Die 70 times

Hit with club

Die die die die

Ko

Feed 64 coal

Give no despawn

Wakes and kills every thing near spawn

:)