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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I hate spinosaureses I just tamed one to stop it from annoying me when I went to gather resources and then another one spawned and it’s went even closer to my thatch base! Btw spinosaureses can climb so watch out I tamed it from a rllly rlly steep cliff that no Dino could get up, he started running away but I sniped him till he got knocked out. They spawn every second in south zone 2
(This did not happen) so it was a normal day going out on the beach I had just killed a carno as I hit the griddy to show my victory then I see a tall croc with four legs as he told me GET Out OF MY SWAMP!!!!!!!!! So as any normal person would do I pull out my glock as we stare at each other then I hit the floss while saying overgrown alligator then he slapped me so hard my dad came back after 1 year and teleports me back to the beach as I shot the spino unconscious and....yup now I have a tame spino but them I saw a Godzilla ark and world war 4 started.