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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 11 · Answer 1 · 2021-05-23T09:32:35+00:00

And they said that the beach’s were safe.

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2024-09-22T01:56:53+00:00

This is prehistoric jaws. It crawls out of the water and gets ya.

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2023-10-17T23:43:00+00:00

It would be safe they said maybe not they said yeah IT WAS NOT!!! The spino I saw was level 79! And my Rex was only level 29! Rip my Rex I guess

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-05T21:43:32+00:00

I found one on a beach one time and i had too sacrifice my trike to disract him and i ran for the hills btw after a carno killed me RIP

score 13 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-09T17:08:07+00:00

I don’t know why Dino’s went extinct, people should have become extinct because of how many damn Spinosaurus were around

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2025-01-31T00:40:42+00:00

Me: just built a house 2 stories high

Spino: *breaks wall* Well hello there

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2024-08-24T17:31:15+00:00

Bruh ive been trying to find a good one of these for goddamn months now and everytime i find a good one they die as soon as i lay my eyes on em

score 8 · Answer 8 · 2022-06-16T03:37:24+00:00

Have you ever just had a army of 20 parasours (all level 20-42) 1 trike and 3 Pterodactyls and had 3 spinos spawn near you and you just unleash your army and win? And then 30 minutes later you go and kill 19 rexes with the same group? IM COMING FOR YOU BRONTOS! ( don’t ask)

~PERSON

score 11 · Answer 9 · 2021-02-19T01:17:30+00:00

Banana ima bana- OH GOSH A SPINO

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2022-11-03T00:16:56+00:00

Man I was trying to tame one I used 6 tranquilizer darts and it ran away

score 9 · Answer 11 · 2021-11-27T01:18:24+00:00

I was out one day exploring (on a pterodactyl) and I saw a level 27 Spinosaureus and I decided to stick around because I heard there good so I follow it for about 5 seconds before it gets OWNED by a Megalodon

score 12 · Answer 12 · 2020-07-22T16:16:07+00:00

I love these guys

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2025-12-07T18:25:47+00:00

These things are so fun to troll cuz they get so mad and are crazy fast so it’s fun to fly away before they get u

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2025-01-15T03:14:09+00:00

I spawn at a beach in ark ultimate mobile then I get spawned killed by a spino so I thought yets go to the other side guess what was right of me across the beach

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2025-01-11T01:04:26+00:00

This reptile predator has a serious lack of APEX in Ascended

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-12T21:19:39+00:00

I was taming a male spino,to breed, and wall he was laying on the ground he just flew into the sky and disappeared

score 15 · Answer 17 · 2018-12-27T18:44:52+00:00

These guys make you scream whenever you see them.

score 9 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-25T20:24:26+00:00

The spino said I'll teach you a lesson the raptor said please no

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2024-06-27T19:13:19+00:00

We try taming spino on the beach. We fell of a cliff chasing it and got shot by someone whilst trying to tame it 😩

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2024-06-24T22:42:59+00:00

I am a piece of beef