Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Have you ever just had a army of 20 parasours (all level 20-42) 1 trike and 3 Pterodactyls and had 3 spinos spawn near you and you just unleash your army and win? And then 30 minutes later you go and kill 19 rexes with the same group? IM COMING FOR YOU BRONTOS! ( don’t ask)
~PERSON
I just want to see titan VS wodden spike wall before tame this enemy
Me:searching for titan
LVL 280 spino:*walking*
Me:o shot a spino I need to tame it
After tame done.i back to my mission
LVL 300 spino:*walking*
Me:again? Oh OK I wanna tame one more
After done back to my mission
LVL 301 spino:*walking*
Me:.... I hate it.. I want to be a NOOB again and die 3000times
Me and my friend had a expierence with the spino... (We just started) when we started my friend build a small thatch shack and whent on a hunt for dodos. While on the hunt he saw a spino and wanted to run but I said It's nothing. Next thing you know spino is camping your house and your friend is trying to get his stuff back... :3
Just started out in the game and tamed 4 of these beasts, 3 of them being a squad with a lone female just recently tamed, and yes these guys are literal nightmares to go against to try to tame but once tamed you become the nightmare for the whole island and if you have more than just 1 and maxed lvled you become the true king of the island and all will fear and respect you. (Also its a bit hilarious how when you tame a dino far from your home base, and you have a raft which then the dino climbs onto and doesn't sink it, but its also good for transporting them so that you don't have to worry about them falling behind from running back and forth from you base)
Grab a spino and name him a stupid name like hi.Then tame about 1213 dodos. Now get your spino level 150. Invite your friend to a 1v1 and use your dodo army then as he begs for mercy call in your spino friend. Keep the dodos and then finish him. He will never look at you the same again.