To new players:This is a passive tame,It is tamed by pets and cuddles,It eats narco berries and mejoberries and is a great first tame,good luck ;)

Me walking around the beach...

Opens inventory, screen starts shaking Me: eh just a Bronto
Turns around OH JESUS F**ING CHRIST GET AWAY

If you knock out a 150 by punching it(keep in mind the 97% chance of death) and tame it with cooked fish meat and narcoberries, you beat ark... and also have no social life

Call a very fast 911 attacker and compare their attack speed and spino will cry

Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*
Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!
noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!
Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.
Noob:man I'm far away from home...
Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*
Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...
Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!
Noob:...imma swim in lava.
Me:noice...
Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!
(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*