Spawn near the beach they said, it'll be safer they said...

Spino are cool.

Why is everyone saying Spinos suck. If people don’t stop saying spinos suck I’m telling all of the spinos.πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜±

So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny

If you knock out a 150 by punching it(keep in mind the 97% chance of death) and tame it with cooked fish meat and narcoberries, you beat ark... and also have no social life

I tamed one with blue skin and red eyes, I named it Blue Cheezit bc it was aura. One of my tribemates wanted one too so I found the exact same one-same level, same colors, and named it Blue-ish Cheezit.

I have too many narcotics, I want a spino, but I’m on ark mobile and have 38/40 tames. I’ve been storing spoiled meat for a week, and I only have one narcoberry farms.

Rex:I WILL KILL YOU ALL-

Spinosaurus joined the game.

Rex has left the game.

You may think your delightful

But you are quite deceitful

…

I didn’t mean what I said just put down that rifal (gun)

I am sorry for what I said

Hopefully I brought a back up med

Now I am fill of dread

Because I’m about to be dead

Don’t make a spinosaurus angry

Or he will get hangry

Because he’s deceitful

He always has a rifal

And now I’m about to be dead hopefully I brought a back up med.

β€” plastic bag

Doctor: alright, let’s take a look at this spine.

Spino: ok…

Doctor: have you had any back problems lately?

Spino: yeah.. I can’t seem to roll down the hill without breaking it.

Doctor: I see now. It is just a small dislocation. This won’t hurt a bit.

Spino: wait what?!

CRACK