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So I was searching for Crystals and Metal ores when I stumbled upon the beach by South Zone 1. MotherF was busy punching the water, looking like a three year old left in a koi pond. I thought I would be able to pitter patter myself outta his way and since he’s preoccupied, I went through all the bamboo stalks at the farthest edge of the mountain. And just when I thought I would make it, this maniac suddenly appeared before me. Tried to outmaneuver but damn he’s fast. I’ll tell you I kept the phone down for 5 mins while I calm my teeny heart before cursing at this motherF for making me lose all the metal and crystals I mined. Now, time to get my stuff back. Mother Mirinda help me

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