So I be driving the rootbeer float me beautiful boat, in…

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So I be driving the rootbeer float me beautiful boat, in the deadly swamp then out of no where jaws come round me arse and pull me off me boat! I had a mastercraft pike lucky but I was only a level 20 or so! That’s why we put clocks in they’re stomachs in cartoons, ya see? (True story tho)

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