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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock elemental? Funny rock elemental jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-11-14T04:17:32+00:00

I just kill them to watch them slide off a cliff like a rag doll because it’s funny. 😆

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-08T20:21:48+00:00

Have you guys ever seen one spawn in a tree before? Because I have. 😂

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-10-25T22:28:20+00:00

He stays hungry, he devours. Not John Cena.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-10-25T22:27:29+00:00

It's Dwayne The Rock Johnson! Wow, he got even MORE buff! What happened to his neck?

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2022-10-07T17:09:38+00:00

WHERE EVEN ARE ITS BODY PARTS I THINK LEGO BUILDER HAS MISTAKEN HEAD FOR LEG

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-17T16:36:48+00:00

Me and my friends were playing on scorched earth when one of us aggroed one near the base by mistake. Now we have a rock elemental sitting behind our base.

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-01-06T17:38:53+00:00

When there’s 99.9 taming your friend comes in with a metal pic and thinks it’s a rock

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-02T00:35:44+00:00

How to tame thise dino🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-11-09T21:40:47+00:00

I played on Scorched Earth to see what it was like and instead I got jumpscared by one of these bad boys and swallowed a rock bigger than Mars

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2019-02-01T14:42:44+00:00

It’s not a Boulder it’s a rock!

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2019-01-26T05:03:27+00:00

So, imagine two tanks fighting each other in melee, shooting each other with their guns. Both of them are strong, but not against each other. They have a really tough armor, so none can greatly damage the opponent. And it goes on forever.

Well, that's exactly how a fight between a golem and a Reaper King happens.

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2018-10-15T21:32:51+00:00

Stone must taste good, according to the rock elemental

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2024-05-29T04:59:11+00:00

Brings new meaning to “abs of steel“

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-05-07T21:35:53+00:00

Oh god, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had too many pieces of element. Now he has the same fate as the corrupted creatures.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-04-13T20:47:29+00:00

Never seen one.

Should you want to see one? No?

Well then you can look at your respawning screen.

Good day. (DO NOT think I meant this to be rude,)

Tina originals 😶😐

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2018-05-23T09:46:48+00:00

Don’t forget your server is boosted and make 3000 clay when u only needed 300

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2024-03-28T12:52:17+00:00

Remember kids this.. thing is scary as fu.

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2024-03-28T01:07:24+00:00

Ok now wild card reapers now golams why this is not a mthyical game it's a dinosaur game get it in your brain wild card not complaining I'm just saying 🫥

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-02-07T21:12:46+00:00

A yo Dwayne Johnson is that you follow me on betoclock.co.uk

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-02-05T04:33:44+00:00

Move over there’s a new boss in town