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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock elemental? Funny rock elemental jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2889 · Answer 1 · 2017-02-24T12:58:34+00:00

Always have bolas ready. They won't be for the Rock elemental, but for your tribe mate(s).

score 1573 · Answer 2 · 2017-06-18T01:30:17+00:00

Be friendly and caring when engaging this peaceful creature. He may disguise himself a rock, as he is very shy. Use stone to passive tame this gentle giant.

score 1658 · Answer 3 · 2016-10-13T05:05:01+00:00

If you do this in an official server. And use stone, you are one crazy ark player.

score 1122 · Answer 4 · 2017-01-23T22:28:53+00:00

Dont try to mine this thing.

score 340 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-04T21:30:36+00:00

It eats rocks...

it’s a rock...

CANABALISM

score 671 · Answer 6 · 2017-07-07T21:22:22+00:00

Wiki says: To tame it, you need brute force like a rock straight into its head.

Billy (tribe of billy) - lvl 2: Will my Journeyman slingshot work? I just spawned here and i was told it eats rocks! I have some in my pocket! I WILL TAME IT

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-18T06:22:54+00:00

Don’t be alarmed when this gentle giant appears from a rock to tame it you must walk up to and and passively feed it kibble sulfur etc. (Don’t worry I’ve done it before)

score 425 · Answer 8 · 2017-10-22T00:11:35+00:00

It's not just a boulder... It's a rock!!! The pioneers used to ride these babys everywhere

score 410 · Answer 9 · 2017-05-28T18:23:35+00:00

Tamed with stone once ... Still taming the same elemental

score 114 · Answer 10 · 2020-02-02T16:34:11+00:00

Go mine rocks they said...

There are no dangers they said...

IT WONT HARM YOU THEY SAID...

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2022-05-20T02:22:39+00:00

Wait... The Rock is in ark??? nobody told me this

score 171 · Answer 12 · 2018-02-11T15:41:48+00:00

Is it a rock? is it a stone? No silly that’s your respawn screen

score 58 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-30T01:02:07+00:00

Remember when mining: In Soviet Ark, Rock Mines YOU.

score 175 · Answer 14 · 2017-05-28T08:48:52+00:00

Dwayne Johnson is a perfectly acceptle name for these guys!

score 29 · Answer 15 · 2021-07-10T15:16:32+00:00

Will crush Scissors Elemental easily but can be countered with Paper Elemental

score 150 · Answer 16 · 2017-08-03T16:10:06+00:00

How to get rid of annoying People: drop them near a golem and say that they must gather some stone

score 131 · Answer 17 · 2017-09-02T11:20:52+00:00

Lv 5 walking around looking for stone......

Finds a rock and then......

Well... you'll figure it out

score 48 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-12T17:03:22+00:00

He eats Stone imagine his dentist appointments

score 125 · Answer 19 · 2017-07-28T11:51:07+00:00

It was a sunny day in the mountains I had just fought of some hyeanodons I was encumbered from collecting metal when I was walking threw pathway when suddenly dust clouded the sky and a massive stone figure appeared I tried to run to no avail because of my greed for metal suddenly a massive rock fley threw the air and I was dead.