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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock elemental? Funny rock elemental jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1415 · Answer 1 · 2016-10-13T05:05:01+00:00

If you do this in an official server. And use stone, you are one crazy ark player.

score 431 · Answer 2 · 2017-07-07T21:22:22+00:00

Wiki says: To tame it, you need brute force like a rock straight into its head.
Billy (tribe of billy) - lvl 2: Will my Journeyman slingshot work? I just spawned here and i was told it eats rocks! I have some in my pocket! I WILL TAME IT

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2019-12-03T06:03:41+00:00

You can tame this with 1 stone at 1579% taming rate or higher.

score 255 · Answer 4 · 2017-10-22T00:11:35+00:00

It's not just a boulder... It's a rock!!! The pioneers used to ride these babys everywhere

score 295 · Answer 5 · 2017-05-28T18:23:35+00:00

Tamed with stone once ... Still taming the same elemental

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2019-11-30T22:58:14+00:00

Mining on ur own. U find a rock. You were killed by a lv150 RockGolem

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2019-11-30T00:31:08+00:00

‘‘Tis eats family it loves its rocks

score 128 · Answer 8 · 2017-05-28T08:48:52+00:00

Dwayne Johnson is a perfectly acceptle name for these guys!

score 118 · Answer 9 · 2017-08-03T16:10:06+00:00

How to get rid of annoying People: drop them near a golem and say that they must gather some stone

score 90 · Answer 10 · 2018-02-11T15:41:48+00:00

Is it a rock? is it a stone? No silly that’s your respawn screen

score 104 · Answer 11 · 2017-09-02T11:20:52+00:00

Lv 5 walking around looking for stone......
Finds a rock and then......
Well... you'll figure it out

score 108 · Answer 12 · 2017-07-28T11:51:07+00:00

It was a sunny day in the mountains I had just fought of some hyeanodons I was encumbered from collecting metal when I was walking threw pathway when suddenly dust clouded the sky and a massive stone figure appeared I tried to run to no avail because of my greed for metal suddenly a massive rock fley threw the air and I was dead.

score 104 · Answer 13 · 2017-07-30T21:06:12+00:00

Don't go after it they said your not strong enough they said…..................................….…..…………………………....................................................................................................................................................................................................................... THEY WHERE RIGHT

score 58 · Answer 14 · 2017-08-07T09:00:32+00:00

Real men punch these things unconscious for fun. Yeet

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2019-10-15T00:19:26+00:00

Noob: ha ha! You can’t punch me
Rock dude:we ll see about that
*picks up rock*
Noob: oh crap

Answer 16 · 2019-11-19T19:44:06+00:00

A 150 on an official server that you tame with stone takes 48 hours and 3500 narcotics it also takes a minimum of 3317 boulders from a catupalt.

score 41 · Answer 17 · 2017-09-17T14:12:32+00:00

This is one of the best tames for newcomers , To tame one of these simply get out your primitive sling shot ....then throw it on the ground and run like hell

score 16 · Answer 18 · 2019-01-02T03:05:02+00:00

Wait, if it eats stone would that be cannibal

score 33 · Answer 19 · 2017-09-16T22:09:20+00:00

Men hate him! Figure out how this monster smashes adobe and wood like he smashes P*ssy