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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock elemental? Funny rock elemental jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-05-29T20:26:08+00:00

He is mad I think who stole his food

score 1570 · Answer 2 · 2016-10-13T05:05:01+00:00

If you do this in an official server. And use stone, you are one crazy ark player.

score 1309 · Answer 3 · 2017-06-18T01:30:17+00:00

Be friendly and caring when engaging this peaceful creature. He may disguise himself a rock, as he is very shy. Use stone to passive tame this gentle giant.

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2023-05-27T11:04:24+00:00

Oh look, it’s a metal rock. Let me run that up real quick need the metal since I’m playing on.ARK DOX dox is mod Holy crap, pygmy, and my reaper spawn oh my god what the heck, never seen a level that high

You were killed by a apex rock elemental lvl1200

score 693 · Answer 5 · 2017-07-07T21:22:22+00:00

Wiki says: To tame it, you need brute force like a rock straight into its head.

Billy (tribe of billy) - lvl 2: Will my Journeyman slingshot work? I just spawned here and i was told it eats rocks! I have some in my pocket! I WILL TAME IT

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2023-05-18T20:19:22+00:00

Real men tame these with boulders and stone

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-05-05T12:42:58+00:00

I tamed it with stone they said not to but I proved them wrong. please try this it’s not that hard if ur a real gamer I haven’t left my room in days

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-05-02T22:36:53+00:00

It is so funny that it can aprer under g

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-05-01T12:24:59+00:00

It’s scares you the first time but it gets old after a while

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-26T19:55:05+00:00

Rock element: is that a bug on the ground *yeats boulder* Me: okie dokie MAMAAAMAAMAAA

score 52 · Answer 11 · 2017-09-17T14:12:32+00:00

This is one of the best tames for newcomers , To tame one of these simply get out your primitive sling shot ....then throw it on the ground and run like hell

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-04-09T00:01:55+00:00

“Its Clobberin Time”

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-31T08:43:35+00:00

Who wants this to be your bodyguard

Yes then 🆙

No then get recked by this angry dude

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-23T01:20:51+00:00

wait… is that you Stone Talus…?

you look epic.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-11T00:06:44+00:00

Try to secure it before getting it because it rushed and committed murder

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-03-05T15:57:32+00:00

I customized the ark settings so that dinos do no damage since I want to play casually BUT NO. He threw a rock at me and is guarding my body. Now I'm off to tame or destroy it. 😁

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-03-03T23:30:37+00:00

Oh look at that a rock,

Hit rock!

Rock stands up and hits back!

😳😳 witchcraft 😱😱

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-02-24T21:32:14+00:00

I will try to tame with stone, I will report progress and my name is mubkub

score 23 · Answer 19 · 2017-08-02T21:07:31+00:00

OH MY GOD....... better bola my tribe mates and shoot the hell outta that thing

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2023-01-31T11:18:03+00:00

theres like three of these outside my base in scorched earth

why did i pick red ob to be my base???