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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock elemental? Funny rock elemental jokes submitted by ARK players.

Answer 1 · 2020-01-24T22:10:15+00:00

If you want to tame a max level with stone on an official server then say goodbye to about 2 weeks of your life you will not get back, it might be worth it.

score 1427 · Answer 2 · 2016-10-13T05:05:01+00:00

If you do this in an official server. And use stone, you are one crazy ark player.

score 444 · Answer 3 · 2017-07-07T21:22:22+00:00

Wiki says: To tame it, you need brute force like a rock straight into its head.
Billy (tribe of billy) - lvl 2: Will my Journeyman slingshot work? I just spawned here and i was told it eats rocks! I have some in my pocket! I WILL TAME IT

score 10 · Answer 4 · 2019-12-27T04:06:38+00:00

If u do this on an official server taming a max level with stone u r a god

score 10 · Answer 5 · 2019-12-27T00:46:33+00:00

Eats rocks when it is a rock.

score 263 · Answer 6 · 2017-10-22T00:11:35+00:00

It's not just a boulder... It's a rock!!! The pioneers used to ride these babys everywhere

score 303 · Answer 7 · 2017-05-28T18:23:35+00:00

Tamed with stone once ... Still taming the same elemental

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-27T00:45:04+00:00

It’s just “The Rock” it could kill me :D

score 133 · Answer 9 · 2017-05-28T08:48:52+00:00

Dwayne Johnson is a perfectly acceptle name for these guys!

score 123 · Answer 10 · 2017-08-03T16:10:06+00:00

How to get rid of annoying People: drop them near a golem and say that they must gather some stone

score 94 · Answer 11 · 2018-02-11T15:41:48+00:00

Is it a rock? is it a stone? No silly that’s your respawn screen

score 107 · Answer 12 · 2017-09-02T11:20:52+00:00

Lv 5 walking around looking for stone......
Finds a rock and then......
Well... you'll figure it out

score 109 · Answer 13 · 2017-07-28T11:51:07+00:00

It was a sunny day in the mountains I had just fought of some hyeanodons I was encumbered from collecting metal when I was walking threw pathway when suddenly dust clouded the sky and a massive stone figure appeared I tried to run to no avail because of my greed for metal suddenly a massive rock fley threw the air and I was dead.

score 106 · Answer 14 · 2017-07-30T21:06:12+00:00

Don't go after it they said your not strong enough they said…..................................….…..…………………………....................................................................................................................................................................................................................... THEY WHERE RIGHT

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-27T22:21:46+00:00

The moment you let your guard down

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2019-12-03T06:03:41+00:00

You can tame this with 1 stone at 1579% taming rate or higher.

score 7 · Answer 17 · 2019-10-15T00:19:26+00:00

Noob: ha ha! You can’t punch me
Rock dude:we ll see about that
*picks up rock*
Noob: oh crap

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-12-27T22:21:01+00:00

(Level 1) dies when mining
(Level 2) downloads nuclear death ray mod and dies
(Level 3) downloads power armor mod
(Level 4) gets banned from sever

score 59 · Answer 19 · 2017-08-07T09:00:32+00:00

Real men punch these things unconscious for fun. Yeet