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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock elemental? Funny rock elemental jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 8 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-06T21:49:50+00:00

Once upon a time there was a survivor named Bob who was in the dessert collecting Stone when he went up to a giant rock and hit it, all of a sudden it transformed into a giant hulking beast. He ran as fast as his little legs could take him he got about a while away and thought he was safe but then the rock elemental threw a rock at him and he almost got hit but he jumped out of the way then his tribemate Timmy came and picked him up on a snow owl and they escaped.

Ark wars: the rock elemental strikes back

score 8 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-08T17:22:42+00:00

When in a cryopod it’ll disguise it self as a raptor!

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2024-05-05T07:45:00+00:00

I was feeling good and fought giga with it…

RIP Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson,

Birth: May 5

Death: Half an Hour later

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-13T22:46:54+00:00

Up. vot if ankys do healing damage to these things cuz I just lost my lvl 300 anky to a lvl 15

score 8 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-19T14:13:44+00:00

When you tame a level 300 rock man (takes 3 days) with stone thanos: you are clearly more mad man than I am

score 11 · Answer 6 · 2018-01-11T04:13:44+00:00

The true mark of a caveman was the sharpness of his rocks. The true mark of a Survivor is the Rock

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2024-12-14T04:30:40+00:00

Element and rock merge vs iron golem

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2023-07-14T01:22:34+00:00

Ah **** here we go aga-- lvl 99 human was killed by lvl 1 rock

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2023-07-14T01:14:23+00:00

Its not just a boulder its s roc-- spongebob lvl 77 was killed by rock lvl 10

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-14T00:08:23+00:00

PREPARE THE TREBUCHET, KILL THIS HORRIBLE BEAST

score 7 · Answer 11 · 2020-08-02T05:59:03+00:00

It eats Sulfur and rocks. Then why dose it eat kibble.

score 9 · Answer 12 · 2018-07-10T16:34:01+00:00

I tamed this thing with stone! I had to wake up every 3 hours

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2017-08-31T19:59:10+00:00

Don't ask for his hardest thing.... he'll hit you with a rock

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2025-07-07T04:43:01+00:00

Was in the snow and it was my first time playing and a rock got thrown at me and my trex attacked it and my tytanisourous killed it:(

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-05T00:46:53+00:00

Which dev had the dumb idea to make this thing a x creature

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2020-09-15T16:51:25+00:00

My father was a great man, but 2 years ago he passed away at age 53.

His last words were: "continue taking that golem for me"

I'm beginning to think that ill say the same thing before I die

score 8 · Answer 17 · 2017-11-20T18:59:11+00:00

This guy rocks

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2023-06-20T21:40:57+00:00

Wildcard just came up with a new way of killing geologists

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2023-06-12T20:26:45+00:00

If you encounter this rock do these 5 things 1 leave game 2 put level effeciency to max 3 punch tree gain 37 million levels and use it on strength 4 walk up to rock 5 slap rock in face *lvl 100000 was killed by level 1 rock*

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-05-01T12:24:59+00:00

It’s scares you the first time but it gets old after a while