Chuck Norris doesnt tame golems they just surrender when they see him

I was walking in the middle of the desert until I heard stomping and I looked back and I saw one and I was like oh no then it threw a rock at me when I died

You should of aim for the head

(Level 1) dies when mining

(Level 2) downloads nuclear death ray mod and dies

(Level 3) downloads power armor mod

(Level 4) gets banned from sever

Rock and element merge now a rock elemental vs iron golem

Wait... The Rock is in ark??? nobody told me this

Good luck tryna tame this with boulders… never mind crossbow

I told my lvl 4 friend to go mining. He didn’t come back and my base is in shambles.

Is it just me or when he eats he gets bigger?

I was on rag once with my pt and a rock golem through a rock at me killed my bird and I fell for like 3 second wondering why I went to the dessert biome

Wen you think about it these rocks are stone tlisis on crack.

Go mine a rock they say it'll be fun they say

If you don't have kibble do not attempt it takes longer than a life sentence in prison.

Child:hi

Rock: grabs child. yeets child as far as he can

Child: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If u have a level 9999 x rock elemental it would take 139556 boulders

I tamed it with stone they said not to but I proved them wrong. please try this it’s not that hard if ur a real gamer I haven’t left my room in days

They throw boulders but they are rocks too so they throw their kids...uh oh

For most Dino's u can wait for them to wake up after KO them then KO them again and they will be starved,

This isn't most dinos

“Its Clobberin Time”