Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock elemental? Funny rock elemental jokes submitted by ARK players.
Don't go after it they said your not strong enough they said…..................................….…..…………………………....................................................................................................................................................................................................................... THEY WHERE RIGHT
It was a sunny day in the mountains I had just fought of some hyeanodons I was encumbered from collecting metal when I was walking threw pathway when suddenly dust clouded the sky and a massive stone figure appeared I tried to run to no avail because of my greed for metal suddenly a massive rock fley threw the air and I was dead.
I was minding my own business when a snake attacked my so I went “ go, Rexy-poo and spinous and griff, on amargasour, argy, and wyvern.” But then they killed it and it went a weee! But all my meat eaters chased it and I thought “ they’ll be fine” when I started reading “your Rex - lvl 214 was killed by a rock elemental lvl 50” then I ran and saved my Griffin and argy and wyvern, but the rest went R.I.P. 🙏😅 So… I made a bed where my animals r.I.p. Ed and got my birds home then fast traveled back only to get my lil body squished under a rock elemental’s stinky foot. Up if you liked!