Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock elemental? Funny rock elemental jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-12T11:15:15+00:00

Rock out rock out come on rock out with me. Millions of years rocks are being thrown and they fit in your face and soul ooh 😮 ROCK OUT ROCK OUT COME ON ROCK OUT WITH ME

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2018-04-15T23:22:29+00:00

Real men tame these with rocks...

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2021-03-07T03:11:11+00:00

The fastest way to tame one is forcetame. 😂😂😂

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2018-07-14T00:24:22+00:00

Those things are as hard as my balls

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-29T01:24:11+00:00

Killing it while it’s in rock formation will cause it to be a dead rock.

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2022-08-05T16:15:27+00:00

to whoever said up of dodicerusis and ankys should do extra damage who would bring them to fight one

score -4 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-28T00:32:22+00:00

Rock Elemental Kinda sus ngl, imma vote him out

score -6 · Answer 8 · 2018-03-22T01:34:24+00:00

I was riding on my brand new Thylacoleo then I got raped Buy a level 83 rock elemental

score -5 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-02T11:30:06+00:00

Well I just shit myself and I then ate it with my dog

score -9 · Answer 10 · 2018-05-14T16:28:25+00:00

A sling shot should just about do it, maybe throw in a couple of punches and he’ll be down. He only needs cooked fish meat and then give it about 10-15 minutes and then you’ll have your own rock elemental

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2023-09-14T01:09:53+00:00

Frog Rock got meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

-Buttfingerer

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2023-08-28T01:36:05+00:00

Anyone remember what the keyboard shortcut is to make it dance the twist?

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2024-12-14T04:31:17+00:00

Me a cool rock put it’s moving ahhhhhhh

score -8 · Answer 14 · 2023-10-02T12:45:38+00:00

These bois go like "Suprise muda f-"

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2026-03-01T14:40:20+00:00

Me: I am going to mine so role, dododooo!

Rock Elementle: (Comes out of the ground,) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Me: Just ummm... Walking by!

Rock Elementle: YOU WERE GOING TO HARVEST MY ROCKS, I AM THE LOROCK THE PROTECTOR OF ROCKS!!!

Me: So like the Lorax...?

Lorock: WHAT? NO.. ( Flicks him on the forehead.)

ARK: Human Levle 100, has died of the Lorock Levlel ♾️!