Joe:I’m gonna mine that rock
Rock golem:WHO WOKE ME UP!!!!
Joe:I wanna tame that I have tranq arrows
Pro: go on shoot it hahaha (evil laughter)
Joe:ok
Arrows brake on contact
Joe was crushed by lvl 5 golem
Rock Elemental
The Rock Elemental is a massive rock monster that is typically found disguised as a stone formation. When a survivor enters its territory, it will begin thrashing and throwing large boulders. Once tamed, it can be a highly effective siege weapon to bring into battle.
Jokes and funny moments about the Rock Elemental from ARK players.
What actually killed Erwin
He eat rock.
He be rock.
He can't be hurt.
He throws rocks.
But most importantly you best run.
It is in the lost island I have a lot
These things are easier to tame than a dodo, try it! Just walk up to mr. Dwayne and pet it's cringey legs then you just gotta drop your metal pickaxe an-
Level 105 human was killed by lvl 1 rock elemental
Me: OH LOOK THEN HE REWARDS YOU BY LETTING YOU LOOK AT YOUR…
These things are easier to tame than a dodo, try it! Just walk up to mr. Dwayne and pet it's cringey legs then you just gotta drop your metal pickaxe an-
Level 105 human was killed by lvl 1 rock elemental
Me: OH LOOK THEN HE REWARDS YOU BY LETTING YOU LOOK AT YOUR LOADING SCREEN!!! SO FUN
me: let’s go mining
Friend: oh dear Jesus
Friend: run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The rock started to throw hands with me I never got my stone
Real men tame a 150 with stone 😉
Freaking run or shoot in the head with a RPG then it will take 68 hours for it to tame up I don’t know if that’s true or not just try it
Up if you wish they would leave you alone
Don’t run,walk...........i should leave
Me searching for my mom.i go to mine a rock it comes to life.me mama
Pov:Dwayne the rock Johnson joined the chat
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
Rocks rock and roll and i run and roll in a ball wen i die!
Gathering metal, rock elemental appears so I run with my epic speed I escape him, I look back laughing to myself for I had made it! I turn back to continue on my journey and die Tova rock elemental that had been stood in front of me the entire time :/
Rock element: is that a bug on the ground *yeats boulder* Me: okie dokie MAMAAAMAAMAAA
Kong and a rock did it and made this monstrosity
Rock elemental said you want a present then he picked up a bolder out the ground, said here and drop it on my head.
-china baby
Noob ooo a rock pools out pick
Rock golem I'm going to ruin this man's career
Noob ........
R.i.p. noob