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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock elemental? Funny rock elemental jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2022-01-03T22:08:15+00:00

He eat rock.

He be rock.

He can't be hurt.

He throws rocks.

But most importantly you best run.

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-19T03:21:33+00:00

It is in the lost island I have a lot

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2018-04-01T02:12:12+00:00

Rocks rock and roll and i run and roll in a ball wen i die!

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2018-01-25T08:22:48+00:00

Gathering metal, rock elemental appears so I run with my epic speed I escape him, I look back laughing to myself for I had made it! I turn back to continue on my journey and die Tova rock elemental that had been stood in front of me the entire time :/

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-11-23T07:25:36+00:00

These things are easier to tame than a dodo, try it! Just walk up to mr. Dwayne and pet it's cringey legs then you just gotta drop your metal pickaxe an-

Level 105 human was killed by lvl 1 rock elemental

Me: OH LOOK THEN HE REWARDS YOU BY LETTING YOU LOOK AT YOUR LOADING SCREEN!!! SO FUN

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-10-01T15:02:23+00:00

me: let’s go mining

Friend: oh dear Jesus

Friend: run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-08-26T23:43:56+00:00

The rock started to throw hands with me I never got my stone

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-07-05T04:22:39+00:00

Real men tame a 150 with stone 😉

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-06-30T23:20:10+00:00

Freaking run or shoot in the head with a RPG then it will take 68 hours for it to tame up I don’t know if that’s true or not just try it

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2018-08-01T10:36:19+00:00

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-12-18T18:06:10+00:00

Kong and a rock did it and made this monstrosity

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-11-30T01:52:03+00:00

Rock elemental said you want a present then he picked up a bolder out the ground, said here and drop it on my head.

-china baby

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2020-01-08T19:23:52+00:00

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-04-26T19:55:05+00:00

Rock element: is that a bug on the ground *yeats boulder* Me: okie dokie MAMAAAMAAMAAA

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-16T17:54:36+00:00

Noob ooo a rock pools out pick

Rock golem I'm going to ruin this man's career

Noob ........

R.i.p. noob

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-13T13:33:48+00:00

When you annoy a Kyle

Everyone: fu ck my life

The Kyle:go to hell

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-10T02:24:37+00:00

This boiiiii looks like Karen/Karen’s entitled husband going for the manager’s office

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2017-09-18T01:13:47+00:00

All around best tame to have. Its the fastes, easiest tame, and best of all, it doesnt eat! They are found almost anywhere. If you are new, this is the tame to have. ;)

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-21T15:04:38+00:00

Let’s be honest your ridding your deinonychus then this throws a rock at you then your freaking out saying where did that rock come from then you look behind you then your like HOLY GUACAMOLE

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-23T17:41:37+00:00

I like how everyone on here is using "your" instead of "you're". ;-;