Stoner with a boner

Imagine being 2nd best at gathering stone only to be 2nd place to a big armadillo even though youre a giant rock golem

If you want to tame a max level with stone on an official server then say goodbye to about 2 weeks of your life you will not get back, it might be worth it.

I was in the dessert and I was just leaving and out of nowhere I see a rock look behind me and I seen a rock golem

A basilisk could probably fit in it’s bumhole.

I was lol 56 when one came out and killed me and my poor jerboa

RIP picka

These guys eat their own stone family it's f'd up

Remember being level 15 and going out to mine metal for your smithy and you walk past this and don’t notice but then a boulder hits you in the back and your screaming as you look at your screen to see you have been killed by in fact a rock

On scorched earth they can descise as a rock.

Tamed a 150 with stone and lost a month of time it was just a blur of berry runs

Tame a 150 with stone if you really want a challenge.

If u find a lvl 300 rock golem and u only have one stone u will have to have your taming speed at 7429% to tame ut

I'm looking around need rock oh found 1 nope

Me: These are so strong why are they in the game

Ian: Life, uh uh finds a way

I won’t ever see rocks the same way again...

That's a nice boulder😀

AHHHHH!!!😱😵

Joe level 1: hey look a rock ( John Cena theme playing) holy $*&@ well that was the last time he played ark se

I had a heatstroke so I went to rest by a rock but 3 seconds later I had a army of big rock people chasing me but thanks god I had my primitive wood speer on me and and you probably know the rest......

It's not just a boulder... its a rock

OK I have about 50 rockets I'm ready to tame one.. (double checks how to tame ) wait.. FUC*KKKKKKKKKKKK.C