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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock elemental? Funny rock elemental jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2022-12-10T19:07:23+00:00

Nobody: Geodude on steroids.

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-24T06:39:34+00:00

Stone talus.

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-21T00:07:40+00:00

Real men kill this thing for sulfur

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-03T22:04:36+00:00

If you see one just like allos balo your tribe mate or have fun and lure them to one.

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-28T17:37:02+00:00

These guys are increbly hard to tame i suggest forcetame

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-05T03:31:56+00:00

his poor wife lol more wirdsvffhbvdyf

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-09T21:23:43+00:00

I wonder if he likes rock and roll?

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-29T02:24:02+00:00

It would be cool to ad tree elemental. I think that would be a good idea. They hide as trees. Oh and they throw tree trunks. They eat wood, fungus and sap. There weakness is a chainsaw and they hate fire and flame throwers. And you put them to sleep with the sounds of a drum. That would be so cool.

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-22T19:44:21+00:00

I was trying to mine rock and this dude came up and I like ya cut g me

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-18T18:54:47+00:00

I soaked a base shdhdjdnxxzxhxvshyjjdjxjhxhxjjucghchhfjd

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-08T01:54:16+00:00

If anyone is interested there are Chibi Golems that hang out with you as a pet. Just an FYI. They are cute

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-20T15:37:55+00:00

How the Golem’s attack ai acts

-casually approach human-

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-26T17:37:22+00:00

I thought it was a rock

Hi how are you

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2020-07-26T19:14:25+00:00

Has anyone looked at 0.01 taming for a level 300 rock element

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-02T04:23:15+00:00

Stoner with a boner

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-01T01:43:38+00:00

Imagine being 2nd best at gathering stone only to be 2nd place to a big armadillo even though youre a giant rock golem

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-01-24T22:10:15+00:00

If you want to tame a max level with stone on an official server then say goodbye to about 2 weeks of your life you will not get back, it might be worth it.

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-01-06T23:25:15+00:00

I was in the dessert and I was just leaving and out of nowhere I see a rock look behind me and I seen a rock golem

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2019-10-08T23:26:23+00:00

A basilisk could probably fit in it’s bumhole.

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2019-07-27T11:53:59+00:00

I was lol 56 when one came out and killed me and my poor jerboa

RIP picka