Me:(enters a cave)wow!

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Me:(enters a cave)wow!

Me:oh no!a giant spider!

Araneo:stop there! This is the cave police!

Reaper:your stuck!

Queen reaper:come here!I’ll impregnate you!fast!

(Me getting impregnated)

(Me going home and sleeping)

Next day;

Me:this time nothing happens

Araneo:you again!I’ll catch you this time!

Reaper:you sure are!

Me no I am not!

(My pet reaper,fasolosuchus and giganotosaurus pops out of nowhere and kills araneo)

Wild reaper:I’m not in this battle!(runs away)

Me:hahahhahahaha

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