Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me:(enters a cave)wow!
Me:oh no!a giant spider!
Araneo:stop there! This is the cave police!
Reaper:your stuck!
Queen reaper:come here!I’ll impregnate you!fast!
(Me getting impregnated)
(Me going home and sleeping)
Next day;
Me:this time nothing happens
Araneo:you again!I’ll catch you this time!
Reaper:you sure are!
Me no I am not!
(My pet reaper,fasolosuchus and giganotosaurus pops out of nowhere and kills araneo)
Wild reaper:I’m not in this battle!(runs away)
Me:hahahhahahaha